The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-24

What an AI agent reads on The Story Museum Cafe

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from storymuseum.org.uk, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

3,023

characters of text without JavaScript

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: The Café | The Story Museum · language en. First 1,800 of 3,023 characters:

The Café | The Story Museum Explore Visit Hire Learn Collections Donate Buy Tickets What's On About Us Support Us Accessibility Contact Us Buy Tickets The Story Museum, 42 Pembroke Street, Oxford, OX1 1BP Get Directions +44 (0)1865 790050 [email protected] My Itinerary ({: itinerary.length :}) Enter a search term and hit return when you’re ready My Itinerary ({: itinerary.length :}) Download itinerary (PDF) {: event.badge :} {: event.title :} {: event.dates :} {: event.dateDescription :} {: item :} Suitable for {: item :} Discover a whole year of stories when you buy an annual pass to The Story Museum and have unlimited access to both the Galleries and Small Worlds! Stroy Museum home page Open Today 10:00 - 17:30 Monday 10:00 - 17:30 All Galleries, shop and café Tuesday 10:00 - 17:30 All Galleries, shop and café Wednesday 10:00 - 17:30 All Galleries, shop and café Thursday 10:00 - 17:30 All Galleries, shop and café Friday 10:00 - 17:30 All Galleries, shop and café Saturday 10:00 - 17:30 All Galleries, shop and café Sunday 10:00 - 17:30 All Galleries, shop and café Search Account Cart ({: $store.getters.getBasket.count :}) Menu Explore Visit Hire Learn Collections Donate Buy Tickets Plan Your Visit The Café Whether you're a very hungry caterpillar or a tiger looking for some tea, our vibrant café will offer you a refreshing treat! Wonderland Tea Join us for a Wonderland Afternoon Tea: Sunday 13th September Click to find out more Our café is open to both museum visitors and passers-by. Entry to the café is via the main gates of the museum on Pembroke Street. Scroll down for opening hours. With a delicious menu of freshly-prepared, homemade dishes, our independent café serves food to suit all ages and appetites, with gluten-free and vegan options always available. Our frie
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDLocalBusiness
Nameno
Telephone+441865790050 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista PDF storymuseum.s3-assets.com/020_MENU_PRINT.pdf
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (BreadcrumbList, ImageObject, ListItem, LocalBusiness, Organization, WebPage)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
www.storymuseum.org.uk/buy-museum-ticketsbookingthe business's own site

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.