The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-21

What an AI agent reads on Somewhere by Nico

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from somewherebynico.co.uk, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

1,698

characters of text without JavaScript

Organization

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Somewhere By Nico - Somewhere By Nico · language en-GB. First 1,698 of 1,698 characters:

Somewhere By Nico - Somewhere By Nico Skip to content MENU MAKE A BOOKING 30th September - 15th November HOUSE OF HORRORSPART 2 VIEW MENU BOOK NOW GALLERY MAKE A BOOKING EDINBURGH 39A-40A Queensferry Street Edinburgh, EH2 4RA Mon — Thu: Closed Fri — Sat: 12pm - Midnight Sun: 12pm - 11pm edinburgh@somewherebynico.co.uk GLASGOW 358 Byres Rd Glasgow. G12 8AW Mon — Tue: Closed Wed — Thu: 4:30pm - 11pm Fri — Sat: 12pm - Midnight Sun: 12pm - 11pm glasgow@somewherebynico.co.uk WE'RE HIRING SOCIAL Instagram Tik-Tok Facebook Terms & Conditions FAQ Terms & Conditions FAQ Design by Form Experiences Up Next Signature Cocktails The Classics Our Venues Hire Us Booking GIFT VOUCHERS Experiences Up Next Signature Cocktails The Classics Our Venues Hire Us Booking GIFT VOUCHERS Experiences Up Next Signature Cocktails The Classics Our Venues Hire Us Booking GIFT VOUCHERS Experiences Up Next Signature Cocktails The Classics Our Venues Hire Us Booking GIFT VOUCHERS CONTACT glasgow@somewherebynico.co.uk edinburgh@somewherebynico.co.uk WE'RE HIRING Facebook Instagram Tiktok BOOK NOW GLASGOW Book your table by clicking the button below. MAKE A BOOKING EDINBURGH Book your table by clicking the button below.​ MAKE A BOOKING House Of Horrors House Of Horrors PREVIOUS EXPERIENCES Making My Way Downtown Welcome To Ibiza Happily Ever After A World Of Pure Imagination That’s So Fetch! Best Of Somewhere Now That’s What I Call: Christmas Cocktails House Of Horrors Studio 54 Making My Way Downtown Welcome To Ibiza Happily Ever After A World Of Pure Imagination That’s So Fetch! Best Of Somewhere Now That’s What I Call: Christmas Cocktails House Of Horrors Studio 54 Cocktails Cocktails Cocktails Cocktails
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDOrganization
NameSomewhere by NIco
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML somewherebynico.co.uk/house-of-horrors-part-2/
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (BreadcrumbList, EntryPoint, ImageObject, ListItem, Organization, PropertyValueSpecification)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
somewherebynico.co.uk/book-ahead/bookingthe business's own site
www.sevenrooms.com/explore/somewherebynicoglasgow/reservations/create/bookingsevenrooms, acting for the business

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.