The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-11-13

What an AI agent reads on Snake and Jake's Christmas Club Lounge

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from snakeandjakes.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

1,222

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Snake and Jake's Christmas Club Lounge New Orleans. First 1,222 of 1,222 characters:

Snake and Jake's Christmas Club Lounge New Orleans snake and jake'schristmas club loungenew orleans Home your latenite dive 7612 Oak St. NOLA16th Ward. Who Dat! ABOUT THE DIVE SNAKE AND JAKE'S CHRISTMAS CLUB LOUNGE IS A SMALL, FRIENDLY, LATE NIGHT NEIGHBORHOOD DIVE. OWNED BY DAVE CLEMENTS SINCE 1994, IT IS BELOVED BY FOLKS ALL OVER THE WORLD. HOURS OPEN AT 7PM EVERY DAY, ESPECIALLY CHRISTMAS -WE OPEN EARLIER ON TUESDAY & FRIDAY -**OPEN AT 5PM FOR IAN'S TIKI TUESDAYS**** OPEN FRIDAYS AT 5PM FOR JUAN'S HAPPY HOUR ****FRI. DEC 11TH IS OUR HOLIDAY HAPPY HOUR SHOP 5-8PM. SNAKE & JAKE'S MERCH, DRINK SPECIALS, SNACKS AND FUN! *** CONTACT US 504 861 2802 INFO@SNAKEANDJAKES.COM THE DIVE HAS A GREATBACKYARD designed by Dave & mother nature Snake and Jake's merch sold at the bar and on our online shop. CLICK ANYWHERE ON HERE TO GO TO THE SHOP. **THE ONLINE SHOP IS TAKING PREORDERS NOW THRU NOV. 19TH FOR SNAKE & JAKE'S FIRST EVER SWEATSHIRT! IF YOU WANT TO RESERVEONE CLICK TO GO TO OUR SHOP*** Dave Clements & Tony Tocco open a barFebruary 14, 1994 Jake, our late and beloved mean bar cat with a Schlitz Dave Clements rockin a Snake & Jake's tee Juan & Peeve welcome you to the dive. COPYRIGHT 2024 CHRISTMAS CLUB, INC.
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks0
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
snakeandjakes.myshopify.com/bookingan unrecognised third party

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