The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-19

What an AI agent reads on Teapressu (@WholeFood)

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from slothfuls.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

347

characters of text without JavaScript, too few to answer questions from

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Bubble Tea | Teapressu | Burnaby · language en. First 347 of 347 characters:

Bubble Tea | Teapressu | Burnaby top of pagehomeabout usmenugallerycateringonline orderMoreUse tab to navigate through the menu items.About usGalleryMenuCateringOnline orderAddress5242 Kingsway, Burnaby, BCContact778-929-8181info@slothfuls.comOpening HoursMonTue - SunFri & SatClosed12:00 pm – 10:00 pm12:00 pm – 11:00 pmbottom of page
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDLocalBusiness
NameTeapressu
Telephone7789298181
Addressyes
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML www.slothfuls.com/menu
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks2 (LocalBusiness, PostalAddress, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
www.slothfuls.com/bookingbookingthe business's own site
www.slothfuls.com/onlineorderingthe business's own site

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.