The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-18

What an AI agent reads on Sistine

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from sistine.com.au, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

290

characters of text without JavaScript, too few to answer questions from

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: SISTINE · language en-AU. First 290 of 290 characters:

SISTINE 0 WINE, COCKTAILS, AND OTHER IMMACULATE CREATIONS THURS - SAT 6PM UNTIL LATE FUNCTION ENQUIRIES VIA INFO@SISTINE.COM.AU WINE, COCKTAILS AND OTHERIMMACULATE CONCEPTIONS 150A CHAPEL STREET WINDSOR FUNCTION ENQUIRIES VIA INFO@SISTINE.COM.AU @SISTINE_ONCHAPEL VIEW OUR FUNCTION PACKAGES
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDLocalBusiness
Nameno
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks2 (LocalBusiness, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.