What an AI agent reads on Simon's Pub
An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from simon.co.za, taken from the copy the scanner kept.
449
characters of text without JavaScript, too few to answer questions from
none
structured data for the business
0
of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge
The words an agent gets
Title: Simon Dingle · language en. First 449 of 449 characters:
Simon DingleAboutContactWriter, entrepreneur, and lawn observer.Simon is currently building ZARP Stablecoin and writing things that he occasionally shares. Previous projects include Curve, Luno, various columns, a couple of books, and fiercely advocating for open source everything. He also used to host the Tech 5 show on 5FM and is a regular speaker at conferences.Find out more →© 2026 Simon Dingle · Cape Town 💜EmailXLinkedInTermsRefundsPrivacy
What it can say about the business
| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | nothing |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 1 (Person) |
The links it would act on
No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.
Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.