The Direct Index
Report · Newcastle upon Tyne · scanned 2026-11-14

SimLa

simlarestaurant.net is mostly ready for agents.

Listed by OpenStreetMap · Overture Maps.

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Ways to reach SimLa directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-11-14. On the business's own site. Report a mistake

Side 39 NE1 3JE Newcastle upon Tyne · +44 7917 391319

Nearby, also direct

Places near SimLa that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.

Owners

The website's grade

An AI assistant can open SimLa's website. What SimLa offers is in a PDF or an image, and assistants read those badly. It finds a way to book or order directly on the site.

81.5%

53 of 65 points available

1/5

agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence

4

things to fix

Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.

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What the site tells visitors Measured, not scored

These don't change the grade.

The footer says © 2019.

Visitors and assistants may read that year as the last time anyone looked after the site.

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Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.

The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 22 everyday questions about Newcastle upon Tyne and named 84 places. SimLa wasn't one of them. See who was named →

Where it stands

How SimLa compares

Where it stands

92 of 457 in Newcastle upon Tyne

Top 20% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Fairley's B, Riley's Fish Shack B. Just below: Côte Brasserie B, Gills Fish and Chips B.

What the top 10% of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain100%yes
Publish the menu or price list as HTML79%no
Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt)96%yes
Structured data with address, phone and hours62%no
Have an llms.txt21%no

Compared with its peers

Average scoreA or BThis site
Sites built with WordPress 270,003 sites55%25%81.5%

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Businesses like yours

Businesses like SimLa in Newcastle upon Tyne

GroupSitesAvg scoreA or BThis site
Businesses of the same kind in Newcastle upon Tyne45758%40%81.5%
Sites built with WordPress in Newcastle upon Tyne12067%49%81.5%

After the top fixes

With the two fixes above (Structured data is incomplete; Menu or price list is a PDF), the score would be about 95.4%. That would be 7th of 457 in Newcastle upon Tyne, up from 92nd.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. Structured data is incomplete +6 points

    Missing: address, telephone, opening hours. How to fix it

  2. Menu or price list is a PDF +3 points

    Most agents skip PDFs or read them badly. Publish it as an HTML page and keep the PDF as a download. How to fix it

  3. No llms.txt no points, but worth doing

    Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. How to fix it

  4. The phone number on the site doesn't match the open map data

    The site shows 000123456789, but OpenStreetMap or Overture Maps lists +44 7917 391319. An assistant that sees two numbers can't tell which one to trust. Fix whichever is wrong, on the site or in the map data at openstreetmap.org.

Send the fixes to your web person

One email with the fixes and the link. Nothing is stored.

No one is listed yet to fix this in Newcastle upon Tyne. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.

Already right

  • robots.txt lets AI crawlers in No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
  • AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
  • Structured data found (Organization) no address, phone or hours in it
  • Booking on your own site Agents can book without going through a marketplace.

Builder: wordpress · contact page /contact/: nothing new · What to paste

Owners

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For developers and agents

What agents get, and what the site publishes

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