The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-24

What an AI agent reads on Earlybird DC

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from sidedoorpizza.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

681

characters of text without JavaScript

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Side Door Pizza · language en. First 681 of 681 characters:

Side Door Pizza top of pageSTEP INTO THE SIDE DOOROrder Pick-Up CheeseMushroomMoe's PiePepperoniHawaiianCrab PieIt's-A-Meat-A-BallMonday-Sunday 10am-10pmParmContactHow To Find UsThe Side Door is literally just that, a side door. You can find us attached to Scarlet Oak Restaurant off of New Jersey Avenue SE. If you see a red neon sign that says "Side Door" you're in the right place! ​ Address: 909 New Jersey Avenue SE, Washington, DC 20003 Phone Number: 202-817-9302 Email: sidedoorpizza@gmail.com​@sidedoorpizzadcWE'RE HIRING! Join Our Pizza Team! Please click on the following link --> create a login --> and apply. https://scarlet-oak.theindustry365.com/careersbottom of page
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDLocalBusiness
NameSide Door Pizza
Telephone2027800140
Addressyes
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks2 (LocalBusiness, PostalAddress, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
www.toasttab.com/stepintothesidedoororderingtoast, acting for the business

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.