The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-14

What an AI agent reads on Siamais

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from siamais.co.uk, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

7,641

characters of text without JavaScript

Restaurant

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Thai Restaurant Birmingham | Siamais, Brindleyplace · language en-GB. First 1,800 of 7,641 characters:

Thai Restaurant Birmingham | Siamais, BrindleyplaceSkip to contentChristmasThai FoodA La CarteLunch MenuBanquetingPre-Show MenuSeasonal MenusBottomless BrunchCocktail BarThe Cocktail BarDrinks MenuVenue HireAboutOur StoryGalleryBlogFAQsContact0121 643 3993Book a tableChristmasThai FoodA La CarteLunch MenuBanquetingPre-Show MenuSeasonal MenusBottomless BrunchCocktail BarDrinks MenuVenue HireAboutGalleryBlogFAQsContactBook a tableCall 0121 643 3993Oozells Square · BrindleyplaceTwo nights out, one roofThai Restaurant BirminghamAuthentic Thai cooking and a cocktail bar to match, in a room of teal velvet and gold birdcages. Two minutes from the ICC, open until late.Book a tableSee the menus4.6 on Google from 2,993 reviewsHalal chicken and lambOpen from 12pm dailyFood82 dishes from our Thai chefs. Lunch from £18.95.ExploreBrunchTwo courses, 90 minutes of drinks, from £37.50.ExploreDrinksTwenty house signatures. Open until 1am Saturdays.ExploreParties120 seated, 150 standing, one team planning it.Explore21 November to 31 December 2026Together, this ChristmasChristmas 2026 at SiamaisA three course Thai Christmas menu for £49.95, four festive cocktails, a Christmas bottomless brunch at £44.95, and office parties for up to 150. Gift vouchers for the person who has everything.Thai Fire Turkey, crispy sea bass and short rib Hang Lay curryChristmas Martini on the festive brunchOpen New Year's Eve, closed Christmas Day, Boxing Day and New Year's DayChristmas at SiamaisBook a Christmas partyThai food in BirminghamFrom our Thai chefsThe classics, done properlyTucked away in Oozells Square, just behind Brindleyplace, Siamais is one of Birmingham's best loved Thai restaurants. The kitchen turns out fragrant green curry, hand-tossed Pad Thai, punchy tom yum and sharing plat
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDRestaurant
NameSiamais
Telephone+44 121 643 3993
Addressyes
Opening hoursyes
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML siamais.co.uk/menu/
Cuisine in structured dataThai, South East Asian
JSON-LD blocks2 (BarOrPub, GeoCoordinates, OpeningHoursSpecification, Organization, PostalAddress, Restaurant)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
siamais.co.uk/reservations/bookingthe business's own site

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