The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-23

What an AI agent reads on Shrumz Cafe

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from shrumzcafe.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

2,175

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Shrumzcafe · language en. First 1,800 of 2,175 characters:

Shrumzcafe Order online HOME ORDER ONLINE MENU ABOUT GYM U CONTACT US Home MENU ABOUT GYM U CONTACT US GYM U SHRUMZ CAFE DAVID BARTON Gym U 215 West 23rd Street New York, NY Call Us (646) 410-2858 Welcome to the Shr&#x16Amz Cafe At GYM U NYC by David Barton About GYM U ShrUmz Cafe is part of GYM U by David Barton. Menu Order Now Locate Us Visit us Today! Smoothies Fuel your workout, recovery, & hydration The U Bananas, Chocolate Protein, Chocolate Almond Milk & Almond Butter $10.50+ Barton Biceps Strawberries, Blueberries, Bananas, Flax Seeds, Vanilla Protein & Vanilla Almond Milk $10.50+ Very Vanilla Vanilla Protein, Bananas, Strawberries & Vanilla Almond Milk $10.50+ Pre-Workout Choice of Milk, Flax Seeds, Strawberries, Energy Boost & Vanilla Protein $10.50+ DB&J Peanut Butter, Cold Brewed Java, Chocolate Vegan Protein, Bananas, Cacao & Date Puree $10.50+ Post Workout Choice of Milk, Almond Butter. Bananas, Glutamine & Chocolate Protein $10.50+ The ShrUmz Chaga Mushroom, Cordyceps Mushroom, Lion's Mane Mushroom, Chia Seeds, Hemp Seeds, Vanilla Protein, Banana, Dates, Vanilla Almond Milk $16.00 Loco Coco Banana, Almond Butter, Vanilla Protein, Coconut Oil, Chia Seeds, Agave & Vanilla Almond Milk $10.50+ Seed Serenity Banana, Hemp Seeds, Chia Seeds, Flax Seeds, Cinnamon, Date Puree & Vanilla Almond Milk $10.50+ Meadow Mushroom Limited Edition - Smoothie Of The Month Blueberries, Bananas, Chia Seeds, Lion's Mane Mushroom, Vanilla Protein, Vanilla Almond Milk, Vegan Whipped Cream, Freeze Dried Raspberry $13.99+ Create Your Own Create Your Own Smoothie for Small or Large Small $10.50 Large $11.50 Snacks Fuel Up at ShrUmz cafe Acai Bowl $11.00 Barebells Bars $4.99 Met-Rx Bar $5.25 Protein Brownie/Blondie $5.50 Protein Chip $4.99 Protein Cookie $4.00 Protein Pastry $4.99 Add
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista page on another site food.google.com/chooseprovider?restaurantId=%2Fg%2F11vm70wpz
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks0
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.