The Direct Index
Report · Newcastle upon Tyne · scanned 2026-11-14

Ship Ouseburn

shipouseburn.com is largely invisible to agents.

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Ship Inn Stepney Bank Byker, NE6 3AJ, Newcastle upon Tyne · +441912220878

Nearby, also direct

Places near Ship Ouseburn that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.

Owners

The website's grade

An AI assistant can open Ship Ouseburn's website. It can't find a menu or price list, so it answers from other sites. It can't find a link to book or order online.

30.8%

20 of 65 points available

0/5

agent-readiness level, Not Ready

6

things to fix

Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.

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Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.

The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 22 everyday questions about Newcastle upon Tyne and named 84 places. Ship Ouseburn wasn't one of them. See who was named →

Where it stands

How Ship Ouseburn compares

Where it stands

399 of 457 in Newcastle upon Tyne

Top 87% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Sabor F, Secco F. Just below: The Old Siam F, Uno Pizzeria F.

What the top 10% of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain100%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML79%no
Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt)96%yes
Structured data with address, phone and hours62%no
Have an llms.txt21%no

Nearest places in the index

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Chinafood chinese859 mByes
Corner Plaice fish_and_chips896 mCno
Pizza Corner pizza1.2 kmByes
My Chinese chinese1.2 kmCyes
Peking House chinese1.2 kmDno
Miami Pizza pizza1.2 kmCno
Businesses like yours

Businesses like Ship Ouseburn in Newcastle upon Tyne

GroupSitesAvg scoreA or BThis site
Businesses of the same kind in Newcastle upon Tyne45758%40%30.8%

After the top fixes

With the three fixes above (No structured data for the business; No booking or ordering link on the website; No menu or price list found), the score would be about 87.7%. That would be 45th of 457 in Newcastle upon Tyne, up from 399th.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. No structured data for the business +15 points

    Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (Restaurant, LocalBusiness or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine and acceptsReservations). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. How to fix it

  2. No booking or ordering link on the website +15 points

    There's no link on the site for an agent to follow. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. How to fix it

  3. No menu or price list found +7 points

    Agents answer 'what do they offer?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with the menu or price list and link to it from the homepage. How to fix it

  4. No working HTTPS +3 points

    The page is only served over plain http. Browsers and agents rank it lower or refuse it.

  5. Almost no text without JavaScript +2 points

    Crawlers that don't run scripts see an empty page. Put the menu, hours and address in plain HTML. How to fix it

  6. No llms.txt no points, but worth doing

    Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. How to fix it

Send the fixes to your web person

One email with the fixes and the link. Nothing is stored.

No one is listed yet to fix this in Newcastle upon Tyne. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.

Already right

  • robots.txt lets AI crawlers in There's no robots.txt, which means everything is allowed.
  • AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.

Builder: unknown · What to paste

Owners

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For developers and agents

What agents get, and what the site publishes

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