The Direct Index
Report · Newcastle upon Tyne cafes and bars · scanned 2026-11-14

Ship Inn

ship-inn.co.uk is largely invisible to agents.

Listed by OpenStreetMap · Overture Maps.

Website

Ways to reach Ship Inn directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-11-14. Report a mistake

Hours, from OpenStreetMap · Overture Maps: Mon–Wed 15:00–23:30 · Thu 12:00–23:30 · Fri 12:00–00:00 · Sat 00:00–00:30, 12:00–00:00 · Sun 00:00–00:30, 12:00–23:00

Stepney Bank 17 NE1 2PW Newcastle upon Tyne

Outdoor seating (OpenStreetMap)

Nearby, also direct

Places near Ship Inn that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.

Owners

The website's grade

An AI assistant can open Ship Inn's website. It can't find a menu or price list, so it answers from other sites. It can't find a link to book or order online.

35.4%

23 of 65 points available

0/5

agent-readiness level, Not Ready

5

things to fix

Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.

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Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.

The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

Where it stands

How Ship Inn compares

Where it stands

254 of 343 in Newcastle upon Tyne cafes and bars

Top 74% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Quilliam Brothers' Tea House F, Red House F. Just below: The Dubliner F, The Lubber Fiend F.

What the top 10% of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain100%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML94%no
Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt)91%yes
Structured data with address, phone and hours37%no
Have an llms.txt43%no

Nearest places in the index

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Ernest302 mFno
The Kiln mediterranean311 mByes
Brinkburn Street Brewery355 mDyes
The Factory Kitchen378 mByes
The Mirage Newcastle498 mFno
Businesses like yours

Businesses like Ship Inn in Newcastle upon Tyne cafes and bars

GroupSitesAvg scoreA or BThis site
Businesses of the same kind in Newcastle upon Tyne cafes and bars34351%29%35.4%

After the top fixes

With the three fixes above (No structured data for the business; No booking or ordering link on the website; No menu or price list found), the score would be about 92.3%. That would be 8th of 343 in Newcastle upon Tyne cafes and bars, up from 254th.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. No structured data for the business +15 points

    Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. How to fix it

  2. No booking or ordering link on the website +15 points

    There's no link on the site for an agent to follow. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. How to fix it

  3. No menu or price list found +7 points

    Agents answer 'what do they offer?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with the menu or price list and link to it from the homepage. How to fix it

  4. Almost no text without JavaScript +2 points

    Crawlers that don't run scripts see an empty page. Put the menu, hours and address in plain HTML. How to fix it

  5. No llms.txt no points, but worth doing

    Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. How to fix it

Send the fixes to your web person

One email with the fixes and the link. Nothing is stored.

No one is listed yet to fix this in Newcastle upon Tyne cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.

Already right

  • robots.txt lets AI crawlers in No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
  • AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.

Builder: unknown · What to paste

Owners

Own this business?

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For developers and agents

What agents get, and what the site publishes

The direct record agents get for this business, the rails an agent could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes. Show the details