The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-23

What an AI agent reads on See No Evil Pizza

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from seenoevilpizza.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

4,241

characters of text without JavaScript

Restaurant

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Pizza in Times Square NYC - See No Evil Pizza Restaurant · language en. First 1,800 of 4,241 characters:

Pizza in Times Square NYC - See No Evil Pizza Restaurant×Order your favorite dishes in seconds!Order Online×We are taking online reservations!Let’s ensure you get a great table: Book today!We recommend making a reservation ahead of time. Book your table today!Book TableSkip to main contentFacebook page, opens in a new tabInstagram page, opens in a new tabGoogle page, opens in a new tabTiktok pageToggle navigation Reserve Menu Drinks Specials Events Order - you are leaving the website Parties Catering * Press Facebook page, opens in a new tabInstagram page, opens in a new tabGoogle page, opens in a new tabTiktok pageThe decorative video is currently playingThe decorative video sound is offorderPunk rock pizza, ready to goOrder your favorite slice of New York! Whether it's a spicy Hell Pie or a fresh seasonal creation, we make it easy to satisfy your pizza cravings. Don't forget to add an antipasta and remember to finish strong with vanilla soft serve topped with olive oil and sea salt. order now - you are leaving the websitecateringCatering with a slice of New YorkThrow a party with a slice of New York flair! At See No Evil Pizza, our punk vibe, flavorful menu, and laid-back atmosphere make it easy to celebrate. Whether you're planning an intimate gathering or a larger event, we've got everything you need for a memorable time. inquire about cateringThere are currently 4 menu items in the viewport, and the slider navigation buttons are previous and next buttons. The previous/next buttons are preceding menu items. On previous/next button activation, the carousel moves for 1 menu item. Start stop menu items carouselPolenta Fries$17.00OrderBurrata$20.00OrderBank Robber$28.00OrderNepo Pie$25.00OrderMargherita$23.00OrderPineapple Express$28.00OrderHell Pie$29.00OrderFunghi$27.
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDRestaurant
NameSee No Evil Pizza
Telephone+1-212-401-4253
Addressyes
Opening hoursyes
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML seenoevilpizza.com/new-york-city-times-square-see-no-evil-pi
Cuisine in structured dataPizza, Italian
JSON-LD blocks1 (GeoCoordinates, OpeningHoursSpecification, PostalAddress, Restaurant)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
cash.app/order/$seenoevilpizza?source=pop_up&spot_id=364584&destinatioorderingan unrecognised third party
resy.com/cities/new-york-ny/venues/see-no-evil-pizza?extlink=ps-US-Resbookingresy, a marketplace
tmt.spotapps.co/job-listings?spot_id=364584&callback_url=http://seenoebookingspoton, acting for the business
seenoevilpizza.com/new-york-city-times-square-see-no-evil-pizza-partybookingthe business's own site
static.spotapps.co/spots/e9/cee068e55844f2be542b46cf3afadb/fullbookingspoton, acting for the business

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.