The Direct Index
Report · Newcastle upon Tyne cafes and bars · scanned 2026-11-14

SecretTaart

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Ways to reach SecretTaart directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-11-14. Report a mistake

Neville Street NE1 5DL Newcastle upon Tyne

Outdoor seating (OpenStreetMap)

Prices: 8 prices on the site, the middle one £11.50

Nearby, also direct

Places near SecretTaart that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.

Owners

The website's grade

An AI assistant can open SecretTaart's website. It can read what SecretTaart offers. It finds a way to book or order directly, through propelcommerce.io.

70.8%

46 of 65 points available

1/5

agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence

2

things to fix

Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.

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What the site tells visitors Measured, not scored

These don't change the grade.

8 prices on the landing page, the middle one £11.50.

In Newcastle upon Tyne, the middle price of comparable sites that show prices is £15.00.

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Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.

The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

Where it stands

How SecretTaart compares

Where it stands

96 of 343 in Newcastle upon Tyne cafes and bars

Top 28% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: YOLO Townhouse B, The Botanist B. Just below: The Purple Peacock B, Flight Club Newcastle B.

What the top 10% of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain100%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML94%yes
Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt)91%yes
Structured data with address, phone and hours37%no
Have an llms.txt43%yes

Compared with its peers

Average scoreA or BThis site
Sites built with Shopify 16,734 sites50%27%70.8%

Nearest places in the index

PlaceDistanceGradeDirect booking or ordering
Centurion57 mAyes
O'Neill's85 mCyes
Gotham Town86 mCno
Pink Lane Coffee coffee_shop95 mByes
AMT Coffee102 mCno
The Hudson111 mByes
FYEO Newcastle122 mAyes
The Town Wall127 mByes
Newcastle Tap pizza136 mDno
The Forth141 mBno
Businesses like yours

Businesses like SecretTaart in Newcastle upon Tyne cafes and bars

GroupSitesAvg scoreA or BThis site
Businesses of the same kind in Newcastle upon Tyne cafes and bars34351%29%70.8%
Sites built with Shopify in Newcastle upon Tyne cafes and bars1666%56%70.8%

After the top fixes

With the two fixes above (Booking through an unrecognised third party; Structured data is incomplete), the score would be about 95.4%. That would be 5th of 343 in Newcastle upon Tyne cafes and bars, up from 96th.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. Booking through an unrecognised third party +9 points

    Check that the provider keeps your business as the seller of record. How to fix it

  2. Structured data is incomplete +7 points

    Missing: address, telephone, opening hours. How to fix it

Send the fixes to your web person

One email with the fixes and the link. Nothing is stored.

No one is listed yet to fix this in Newcastle upon Tyne cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.

Already right

  • robots.txt lets AI crawlers in No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
  • AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
  • Structured data found (Organization) no address, phone or hours in it
  • Menu or price list with prices on the page Agents can read the items and prices.

Builder: shopify · contact page /pages/contact: nothing new · What to paste

Owners

Own this business?

Claiming is free and takes one email to confirm. Then you can correct what assistants are told, and you get a message only when the score changes.

· Markdown · Dispute a check

Keep watching this business: the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: ten questions to each assistant, plus the places nearby. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.

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For developers and agents

What agents get, and what the site publishes

The direct record agents get for this business, the rails an agent could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes. Show the details