The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-22

What an AI agent reads on Secret Ping Pong Den Haag

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from secretpingpong.nl, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

267

characters of text without JavaScript, too few to answer questions from

Organization

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Tafeltennis - Secret Ping Pong Den Haag · language en-US. First 267 of 267 characters:

Tafeltennis - Secret Ping Pong Den Haag GalleryImpressions Pics & foto'sKom binnen en zie Het conceptWat we doen Het conceptLees verder ReserverenPing Pong & Fun Boek jouw tafelhier ContactGet in touch Laat een berichtachter MenuHapjes & Drankjes It's time toDrink --
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDOrganization
NameSecret Ping Pong Den Haag
Telephone+31%206%2039%20176%20026 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML secretpingpong.nl/menu/ · 20 prices seen in the text
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (BreadcrumbList, EntryPoint, ImageObject, ListItem, Organization, PropertyValueSpecification)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
secretpingpong.nl/reserveren/bookingthe business's own site
widget.onlineafspraken.nl/consumer/booking/book/key/glad16wsgc33-gzaz1bookingan unrecognised third party

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.