The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-21

What an AI agent reads on Sam's Cafe Primrose Hill

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from samscafeprimrosehill.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

424

characters of text without JavaScript, too few to answer questions from

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Sam's Cafe Primrosehill | Restaurant | 40 Chalcot Road, London, UK · language en. First 424 of 424 characters:

Sam's Cafe Primrosehill | Restaurant | 40 Chalcot Road, London, UK top of pageMenu Close HOMECHRISTMAS '26EVENTSARTIST IN RESIDENCEBREAKFASTLUNCH & DINNERDRINKSCONTACT/BOOKINGABOUT USPRIVATE HIRE‘The food is very good and the sense of a brief Arcadian idyll is deliciously palpable.’ — Giles Coren, The TimesSam's Cafe Primrosehill Opening Hours Mon - Wed 8am - 6pm Thu - Sun 8am - 10pm bottom of page
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDLocalBusiness
NameSam's Cafe Primrose Hill
Telephone02079163736
Addressyes
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks2 (LocalBusiness, PostalAddress, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
www.samscafeprimrosehill.com/contact-6bookingthe business's own site

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.