The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-21

What an AI agent reads on Rocket Parlour

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from rocketparlour.co.uk, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

268

characters of text without JavaScript, too few to answer questions from

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Rocket Parlour · language en-GB. First 268 of 268 characters:

Rocket Parlour 0 Skip to Content Book Open Menu Close Menu Book Open Menu Close Menu Book BOOK Rocket Parlour607 Forest RoadLondonE17 4PP HoursTuesday — Wednesday10am — 7pmThursday — Friday11am — 8pmSaturday9am — 4pm Contact02085313366email@e02xample.com(555) 555-5555
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
s-iq.co/BookingPortal/dist/?salonid=60e2ada4-dc4a-4dd7-84f8-4b3cfa1b5fbookingsalon_iq, acting for the business

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.