The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-23

What an AI agent reads on PUMPS

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from pumpsbar.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

309

characters of text without JavaScript, too few to answer questions from

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: HOME | Pumps Brooklyn · language en. First 309 of 309 characters:

HOME | Pumps Brooklyn top of pageABOUTGIRLSPRESSSTUDIOSHOP1089 GRAND STREET BROOKLYN NEW YORKpumps pin-ups “The last, real strip club in NYC, Pumps is legendary.” L. Ramirez Google HOURS Monday - Friday: 3pm - 4am Saturday: 4pm - 4am Sunday: closedLOCATION ☆ follow us on Instagram ☆bottom of page
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDLocalBusiness
NamePumps Brooklyn
Telephoneno
Addressyes
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks2 (LocalBusiness, PostalAddress, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.