Teatro Lounge
pulverfasscabaret.de is partly visible to agents.
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38.7 of 65 points available
agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence
things to fix
Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.
What to fix first
- No booking or ordering path at all +13 points
Only a phone number or WhatsApp. Agents cannot act on those yet. Add a booking or ordering page. How to fix it
- No menu or price list found +7 points
Agents answer 'what do they offer' from marketplaces instead. Add a menu or price list page and link it from the homepage. How to fix it
- The server turns AI crawlers away at the door +3.3 points
Live fetches as PerplexityBot (http_503) were refused while a normal browser got the page. This is usually a hosting or firewall bot list the owner never chose. Ask the host to allow these user agents. How to fix it
- No llms.txt no points, still worth doing
Optional today, cheap to add: a short text file describing the business for language models. How to fix it
No one is listed yet to fix this in Hamburg. List your agency or yourself: free, reviewed by hand.
Already right
- robots.txt lets AI crawlers in No rule blocks the key AI user agents.
- Structured data present (LocalBusiness) address, phone, opening hours
Builder: wordpress · Front: cloudflare · Cloudflare in front; AI crawlers blocked at the edge
What to paste
Filled from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live; where it goes on wordpress is in the guides.
llms.txt
Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. Guide.
# Teatro Lounge > restaurant (german, french) in Reeperbahn 147 20359 Hamburg, Hamburg. Phone +49 40 247878. ## Opening hours Mo-Fr 00:00-03:00,17:00-24:00; Tu 00:00-03:00; We 17:00-24:00; Sa,Su 00:00-05:00,17:00-24:00 ## About - Website: https://pulverfasscabaret.de/ - This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
793 of 2,056 in Hamburg
Top 39% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Little Cortille C, Poper Pizza C. Just below: Casa Mia C, Scheune Varel C.
| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 86% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 79% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 90% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 40% | yes |
| Have an llms.txt | 25% | no |
The top tenth is the 211 best-scoring reachable sites of the index at the last refresh.
Against its peers
| Average score | A or B | This site | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sites built with WordPress 36,926 sites | 58% | 29% | 59.5% |
Nearest places with a similar menu
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| Reeperbande burger, escalope, german | 142 m | B | yes |
| Freudenhaus german | 246 m | F | no |
| Kleine Pause burger, friture, german, hot_dog, sausage | 655 m | D | no |
| Maquis french, german, regional | 682 m | C | yes |
| Liberté french | 698 m | F | no |
| Port german | 747 m | C | yes |
| Wohlers cake, german, french | 914 m | A | yes |
| Imbiss bei Schorsch german | 993 m | F | no |
| Bistro Carmagnole french | 1.3 km | B | yes |
| September german | 1.3 km | C | yes |
Businesses like Teatro Lounge in Hamburg
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Same kind in Hamburg | 2,056 | 50% | 20% | 59.5% |
| Built with WordPress in Hamburg | 722 | 60% | 29% | 59.5% |
The best of Built with WordPress in Hamburg
Brodersen A 100% · Amaranto Tapas & Vino A 95.4% · Anker & Angus Restaurant A 95.4% · Blue Mare A 95.4% · Café Altamira A 95.4%
The climb
With the three fixes above (No booking or ordering path at all; No menu or price list found; The server turns AI crawlers away at the door) the score would be about 95.4%: 22nd of 2,056 in Hamburg, up from 793rd.
Peers are the businesses of the same index with a reachable site, latest scan of each; the rank uses the index's current ranking.
What agents get for Teatro Lounge
No direct path on record: the scan of 2026-10-14 found no booking or ordering link on pulverfasscabaret.de or on a vendor's site. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/pulverfasscabaret.de, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/hamburg/direct.json.
| Path | Link | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Book | none on record | |
| Order | none on record | |
| Menu | none on record | |
| Hours | Mo-Fr 00:00-03:00,17:00-24:00; Tu 00:00-03:00; We 17:00-24:00; Sa,Su 00:00-05:00,17:00-24:00 (closed now) | from OpenStreetMap |
| Phone | +49 40 247878 |
Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.
Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored: the Agent-Direct Score stays at specification v1.0. This says which rails an agent could transact through today, and what the booking or ordering vendor's terms allow.
| UCP profile /.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol | not measured |
| ACP discovery document /.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol | not measured |
| MCP server card /.well-known/mcp/server-card.json | no |
| Ordering vendor that takes agent orders Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents | not measured |
Not measured at this scan; the next scan measures it.
The next scan also reads the contact, menu and booking pages one hop deeper; facts found there can change the score.
Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence
The standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, on the same criteria as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. Not part of the score; each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.
| Link headers on the homepage | no how |
| sitemap.xml | yes |
| AI bot rules in robots.txt | yes |
| Content Signals in robots.txt | no how |
| Markdown on Accept: text/markdown | no how |
| llms.txt | no how |
| API catalog (RFC 9727) | no how |
| MCP server card | no how |
| A2A agent card | no how |
| Agent Skills index | no how |
| OAuth or OIDC discovery | no how |
| OAuth protected resource metadata | no how |
| auth.md | no how |
| Web Bot Auth key directory | no how |
| ARD capability manifest | no how |
| DNS-AID records | no how |
| WebMCP tools on the page | no how |
| JSON-LD for the business | yes |
What assistants answer
Each assistant is asked three questions about this business: the official website, where to book, where to order. The cell says where the answer sent people.
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.
Show the score
Owners who score well embed the badge; it links back here and updates with every scan.
<a href="https://directindex.org/r/pulverfasscabaret.de"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/pulverfasscabaret.de.svg" alt="Agent-Direct Score C" width="236" height="40"></a>
Own this business?
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