The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-23

What an AI agent reads on Psycho Suzi's Motor Lounge

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from psychosuzis.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

1,896

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Psycho Suzi'sFacebookInstagram · language en. First 1,800 of 1,896 characters:

Psycho Suzi'sProperty ListingA Minneapolis Waterfront Icon. Rare. Ready for you.1900/1924 MARSHALL ST. NE MPLSTHE ONLY DIRECT RIVERFRONT PATIO IN MINNEAPOLISFor Sale. Improved Pricing.Now Offered at $4MIncludes brand new $1M HVAC SystemTurn key Tiki bar / restaurant or design your own dream space2 floors = 2 potential concepts for your own mixed use creation7000+ sqft of Second generation restaurant space on main level + 7000+ sqft of Bar / Nightclub & office space on second level + Huge PatioEasy handoff: tenant needs 30 days noticeWATERFRONT DININGIndoor / Outdoor BarAdditional 3 bars on upper levelFully Equipped Large KitchenMultiple Walk-ins18 Tap / Cocktail LinesMezzanine Level w/ RetailMultiple Restrooms15,000 SF BuildingDirect Waterfront Patio382 Main Level Seats276 Upper Level Seats300+ Patio SeatsADA compliant Multi-level deckGas powered fire torchesBuilt: 1968Remodeled: 2010/2022/202680 Parking SpacesHuge Pole Sign w/ MarqueeSAC / WAC Up To 750 Seats2 parcelsZoning: PR-1Lot(s) Size: 1.44 AcresLOUNGESPATIOSBARSDock allowedWE DID PRETTY WELL FOR OURSELVES... NOW WE'RE PASSING YOU THE TORCHPARTIESPOP-UPSPARADISE2ND STORYgreat mixed use - flex space, production, events, or studio space...even live / work!LIVE PERFORMANCES ALLOWED DANCE FLOOR / STAGE / DJ CONTROL BOOTH & SOUND SYSTEMown the last great tiki barDon't want to do your own thing? You don't have to.Current Photos June 2026:COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM BEAUTIFUL NE MINNEAPOLISNORTHEAST ART DISTRICTTHE TWIN CITIES' MOST DYNAMIC CULINARY NEIGHBORHOODOVER A DOZEN BREWERIESRIVERFRONT PARK PROJECTOUR LOCATIONRequest a Showing:Royce PavelkaVP - Advisory Services & Commercial Real EstateTHE BROOKSHIRE COMPANY(o) 952.960.4744 | (m) 952.270.2754[email protected]Property ListingFOLLOW USFacebookInstagramor CONTACT FOR M
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
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Telephoneno
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Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
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Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.