The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-11-12

What an AI agent reads on Phoenix

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from phoenixbarnola.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

2,152

characters of text without JavaScript

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: The Phoenix Bar · language en-US. First 1,800 of 2,152 characters:

The Phoenix Bar Home PRIDEFEST Events Calendar The Manifest Phoenix Gear Contact Menu The Phoenix Bar 941 Elysian Fields Ave NOLA, 70117 (504) 945-9264 open 24/7, never a cover Your Custom Text Here The Phoenix Bar Home PRIDEFEST Events Calendar The Manifest Phoenix Gear Contact The Phoenix Bar941 Elysian Fields Ave., NOLA24/7/365, never a cover charge. Happy Hour: 3pm - 7pm, and 6am - 10amCigar & cigarette smoking allowed in the back patio.The EagleThurs-Sun at 9pmDress code: No backpacks, purses, or bags of any kind. No open-toed shoes. Cell phone use is strongly discouraged in the Eagle.WeeklyTuesdayMark’s Pool Tournament8pmThe Phoenix Pool Tournament is hosted by Mark every Tuesday night! $5 buy in, winner takes all. Drink specials begin at 7pm.Friday & SaturdayClub Socials9pm - midnightEach weekend, join us for social events on the back patio hosted by one of our affiliated clubs - The Lords of Leather, NOLA Pups and Handlers, Renegade Bears, Knights d’Orleans, Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, the Crescent City Leathermen, and Rouxgaroux Rugby! There are drink specials, lots of Jell-o shots, and its a great way to meet new members of the community!SundayMary’s & Mimosas with Will10am - 5pmNeed a little help getting going on a Sunday morning? Bartender Will can make you a delicious Bloody Mary for just $5, or Korbel Mimosa for just $4.While we post as many events to this site as we can, drink specials and some nightly events will be posted to our various social media accounts on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. Follow us @phoenixbarnolaHouse RulesEveryone is welcome at the Phoenix. Discriminatory behavior such as racism, transphobia, or misogyny will not be tolerated.Consent is sexy, and consent is mandatory. Unwanted touching, kissing, etc. is strictly forbidden an
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDLocalBusiness
NamePhoenix Bar
Telephoneno
Addressyes
Opening hoursyes
Menu or price listnothing · 3 prices seen in the text
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks3 (LocalBusiness, Organization, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.