What an AI agent reads on chezpatrickettherese
An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from patrickkoster.nl, taken from the copy the scanner kept.
13,305
characters of text without JavaScript
Organization
structured data for the business
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of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge
The words an agent gets
Title: Home ‹ Patrick Koster ☆ contemp. visual artist Amsterdam - fdr & sensei kiclub.coolPK-Logo-New-2020-bigger-PK-v2 · language nl-NL. First 1,800 of 13,305 characters:
Home ‹ Patrick Koster ☆ contemp. visual artist Amsterdam - fdr & sensei kiclub.cool Home Artwork News Shop Biography Contact Search Cart Je winkelwagen is momenteel leeg. Let's Connect! patrick.hattrick 128 18.973 ✰ Contemp. Artist ✧ Amsterdam ✿ 空手道 Founder ⨳ karate sensei @kiclub.cool #visualart #nft #contemporaryart #collageart #martialarts #artist #digitalart (✿˶’◡˘)♡Over the past month, my work *La Fête Galante 17* has been featured in the Jukebox (@dejukebox) at Café De Pels in De Negen Straatjes (The Nine Street District), in the center of Amsterdam.✿✿La Fête Galante 17, 2026, h 50 x w 50 cm, adhesive film on drawing polyester on light box ✿✿ ⋋| ◉ ͟ʖ ◉ |⋌.◉♥✿✿☆☆#collage #music #art #artist #party ♥ 310 223 Open post by patrick.hattrick with ID 17916670707533644 (✿˶’◡˘)♡Over the past month, my work *La Fête Galante 17* has been featured in the Jukebox (@dejukebox) at Café De Pels in De Negen Straatjes (The Nine Street District), in the center of Amsterdam.✿✿La Fête Galante 17, 2026, h 50 x w 50 cm, adhesive film on drawing polyester on light box ✿✿ ⋋| ◉ ͟ʖ ◉ |⋌.◉♥✿✿☆☆#collage #music #art #artist #party ♥ ... 310 223 (✿˶’◡˘)♡La Fête Galante 17, 2026, h 50 x w 50 cm, adhesive film on drawing polyester on light box [detail intermediate stage]. I would like to cordially invite you to a super fun event taking place soon. The presentation of my latest work: La Fête Galante 17, 2026, at De Jukebox, De Pels in Amsterdam. Date: Sunday, September 6 to Saturday, October 4, 2026.Time: 5:00 PM.Location: De Jukebox at De Pels, Huidenstraat 25, 1016 ER Amsterdam (Nine Streets District). When I think of a jukebox, I think of music, and a selection from Claude Debussy’s song cycle Fêtes Galantes set to poems by Paul Verlaine might seem obvious. Christian Pessing [*], a befriended a
What it can say about the business
| A business type in JSON-LD | Organization |
| Name | Patrick Koster - contemporary visual artist and karate sensei based in Amsterdam, The Netherlands |
| Telephone | +31655948200 (a tel: link, not structured) |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | nothing · 6 prices seen in the text |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 1 (BreadcrumbList, EntryPoint, ImageObject, ListItem, Organization, PropertyValueSpecification) |
The links it would act on
No booking or ordering link found; only a phone number (+31655948200). An agent has nothing to act on.
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