The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-18

What an AI agent reads on Little Latin Lucy

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from paradisealley.com.au, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

1,237

characters of text without JavaScript

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Paradise Alley · language en-AU. First 1,237 of 1,237 characters:

Paradise Alley 0 Skip to Content HOME FOOD + DRINK BOOKINGS + EVENTS HIGH PARADISE CONTACT Open Menu Close Menu HOME FOOD + DRINK BOOKINGS + EVENTS HIGH PARADISE CONTACT Open Menu Close Menu HOME FOOD + DRINK BOOKINGS + EVENTS HIGH PARADISE CONTACT PARADISE ALLEYCome for one, stay for ten. XoTHINGS TO DO IN PARADISE DRINK BEERHAPPY HOUR: WEDS-FRI 4-6PM$8 house spirits and half price taps. CHARITY MEAT TRAY RAFFLEWEDNESDAY$5 tickets for an incredible Meatsmith Melbourne meat tray. Drawn at 8pm with proceeds donated to a different charity every week. PLAY POOL FOR FREETHURSDAYAll night long. RECOVER SUNDAY2 for 1 cocktails & $12 Bloody Marys all day. LISTEN TO GOOD RECORDSFRIDAY - SUNDAYWax mostly only. HOST A PRIVATE PARTYHIGH PARADISEAny day of the week. Paradise Alley operates on Wurundjeri country. We acknowledge the Wurundjeri people as the traditional custodians of our region and pay our respects to Wurundjeri elders past and present. 25 EASEY ST, COLLINGWOOD 3066 OPENING HOURSWednesday - Saturday: 4pm - Late Sunday: 4pm - 11pm Late Night Bar, Beer Garden, Cocktail Bar, Parties, Functions, Craft Beer, Natural Wine, Warehouse Bar, Secret Bar, Dog Friendly, Private Function, Alleyway Bar, Event Space, Birthday Venue
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDLocalBusiness
Name25 Easey St
Telephoneno
Addressyes
Opening hoursyes
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML www.paradisealley.com.au/menu
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks3 (LocalBusiness, Organization, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
www.paradisealley.com.au/bookbookingthe business's own site
s2.obeeapp.com/paradisealley/bookingan unrecognised third party

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.