The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-22

What an AI agent reads on Ro Jeremy's Bar

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from oranjebitter-rotterdam.nl, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

1,241

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Oranjebitter · language en. First 1,241 of 1,241 characters:

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Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks0
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
tickets.oranjebitter-rotterdam.nl/bed3c7dde61f4322bcc53acab0a35c5d/bookingthe business's own site

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.