The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-18

What an AI agent reads on Off the Top of My Head

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from offthetopofmyhead.com.au, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

178

characters of text without JavaScript, too few to answer questions from

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Off The Top Of My Head. First 178 of 178 characters:

Off The Top Of My Head Opening Hours Tuesday - Friday: 10-6 Saturday: 10-4 Suite 4, Level 1 358 Lonsdale Street Melbourne VIC 3000 p: 0438 023 382 e: jay@offthetopofmyhead.com.au
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephone0438023382 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks0
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found; only a phone number (0438023382). An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.