The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-11-14

What an AI agent reads on None of the Above

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from notastl.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

2,256

characters of text without JavaScript

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: None of the Above · language en-US. First 1,800 of 2,256 characters:

None of the Above 0 Skip to Content Menus Drink Food Happy Hour Reservations Book Now Visit Info Location Private Events Niche Food Group About Careers Open Menu Close Menu Menus Drink Food Happy Hour Reservations Book Now Visit Info Location Private Events Niche Food Group About Careers Open Menu Close Menu Folder: Menus Back Drink Food Happy Hour Folder: Reservations Back Book Now Visit Info Location Private Events Folder: Niche Food Group Back About Careers Welcome At None of the Above, we’re driven by curiosity, craft, and a love for the unexpected. Tucked beneath City Foundry in Midtown, our cocktail lounge is a place where classic technique meets bold ideas, inviting guests to explore familiar flavors in surprising new forms. Founded by James Beard Award-winning chef Gerard Craft and the team at Niche Food Group, None of the Above is an ode to playfulness and precision, where every drink tells a story. Whether you're stopping in for a pre-dinner sip or settling in for the evening, we’re here to offer something memorable, one pour at a time. Visit Us Location 3730 Foundry Way #156St. Louis, MO 63110Our main entrance is located along Foundry Way, nestled between City Winery and The Lou. Look out for the red light, which will be turned on during service hours. Contact Telephone 314-656-NOTAEmailinfo@notastl.comWhile we aim to answer every call, guests may experience a delayed reply if phoning during regular service hours. Please leave a message and we will return your call as soon as we are able. Hours Wednesday - Monday, 5pm - 1amFinal seating is at midnight, and last call will follow at 12:30amHappy Hour specials available everyday except Friday & Saturday Parking Multi-Level GarageLocated on the north side of the property, off Forest Park Parkway.West LotNear the 
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDLocalBusiness
Nameno
Telephone13146566682 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML notastl.com/menus · 114 prices seen in the text
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks2 (LocalBusiness, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
www.opentable.com/r/none-of-the-above-st-louis?corrid=eab8c5f4-4e38-4ebookingopentable, a marketplace
notastl.com/reservationsbookingthe business's own site

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.