The Direct Index
Report · Oslo cafes and bars · scanned 2026-10-22

Cafeteatret

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Hollendergata 8, 0190, Oslo · 22 41 95 00

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Places near Cafeteatret that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.

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The website's grade

An AI assistant can open Cafeteatret's website. It can't find a menu or price list, so it answers from other sites. It finds a phone number, but no link to book or order online.

43.1%

28 of 65 points available

0/5

agent-readiness level, Not Ready

4

things to fix

Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.

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What the site tells visitors Measured, not scored

These don't change the grade.

No English version declared.

Visitors from abroad, and assistants answering in English, read the page as it is. In Oslo, 14% of comparable sites declare one.

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Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.

The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

Where it stands

How Cafeteatret compares

Where it stands

Not ranked yet in Oslo cafes and bars

The ranking updates every hour. This site joins it at the next update.

What the top 10% of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain95%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML36%no
Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt)98%yes
Structured data with address, phone and hours20%no
Have an llms.txt25%no

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Oslo Mekaniske Verksted281 mCno
Findings

What to fix first

  1. No structured data for the business +14 points

    Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. How to fix it

  2. No booking or ordering link on the website +13 points

    There's only a phone number or WhatsApp, and agents can't use those yet. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add a booking or ordering page. How to fix it

  3. No menu or price list found +7 points

    Agents answer 'what do they offer?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with the menu or price list and link to it from the homepage. How to fix it

  4. No llms.txt no points, but worth doing

    Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. How to fix it

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No one is listed yet to fix this in Oslo cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.

Already right

  • robots.txt lets AI crawlers in There's no robots.txt, which means everything is allowed.
  • AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.

Builder: unknown · contact page /info: phone · What to paste

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What agents get, and what the site publishes

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