The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-21

What an AI agent reads on Noodle & Beer

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from noodleandbeer.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

210

characters of text without JavaScript, too few to answer questions from

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Noodle and Beer | Chinese Restaurant London · language en. First 210 of 210 characters:

Noodle and Beer | Chinese Restaurant London top of pageHOMERESTAURANTSABOUT USEVENTSSHOPMEMBERSRESERVATIONENTERMenu HOMERESTAURANTSABOUT USEVENTSSHOPMEMBERSRESERVATIONClose ShopMEMBERSReservation bottom of page
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDLocalBusiness
NameNoodle and Beer
Telephone+44 2038279033
Addressyes
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks2 (LocalBusiness, PostalAddress, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
www.noodleandbeer.com/eventbookingbookingthe business's own site
www.designmynight.com/london/blog/we-reviewed-noodle-and-beer-big-bowlbookingdesignmynight, acting for the business
deliveroo.co.uk/menu/london/spitalfields/noodle-and-beer?srsltid=AfmBOorderingdeliveroo, a marketplace

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.