Noir
noirbaltimore.com is ready for agents.
Listed by OpenStreetMap · Overture Maps.
Ways to reach Noir directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-11-13. On the business's own site. Report a mistake
Hours, from OpenStreetMap · Overture Maps: Tu-Fr 17:00-23:30, Sa 17:00-24:00, Su 12:00-16:00
5716 York Road, Baltimore, MD 21212 · +1 443-708-7081
Outdoor seating (OpenStreetMap)
Places near Noir that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Hex Superette10 m
- Heritage Smokehouse90 m · barbecue
- Mario's Original380 m · pizza
- Clark Burger420 m · burger
- Sofi's Crepes Belvedere450 m · french
The website's grade
An AI assistant can open Noir's website. It can read what Noir offers. It finds a way to book or order directly on the site.
65 of 65 points available
agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence
things to fix
Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.
What assistants answer
Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.
The assistants were asked 22 everyday questions about Baltimore and named 91 places. Noir wasn't one of them. See who was named →
How Noir compares
16 of 873 in Baltimore
Top 2% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: New Raven Pizza A, Next Phaze Cafe A. Just below: Rooted Rotisserie A, Wayward Bar & Kitchen A.
| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | yes |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 90% | yes |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 92% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 65% | yes |
| Have an llms.txt | 34% | yes |
Compared with its peers
| Average score | A or B | This site | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sites built with Popmenu 844 sites | 75% | 67% | 100% |
Nearest places in the index
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| Hex Superette | 12 m | B | yes |
| Davis Management | 68 m | D | no |
| Fresh Out The Kitchen | 71 m | F | no |
| Heritage Smokehouse barbecue | 90 m | A | yes |
| NefeVee vegetarian | 193 m | F | no |
| Mario's Original pizza | 375 m | D | yes |
| Roma Little Italy italian | 393 m | B | no |
| Clark Burger burger | 419 m | A | yes |
| Sofi's Crepes Belvedere french | 447 m | A | yes |
| Real Deal Jamaican & American Carry Out jamaican | 449 m | D | no |
Businesses like Noir in Baltimore
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Baltimore | 873 | 55% | 38% | 100% |
| Sites built with Popmenu in Baltimore | 5 | 91% | 100% | 100% |
Nothing to fix
Already right
- robots.txt lets AI crawlers in No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
- AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
- Structured data found (Restaurant) address, phone, opening hours
- Menu or price list is an HTML page Agents can read the items and prices.
- Booking on your own site Agents can book without going through a marketplace.
- Ordering on your own site Agents can order without going through a marketplace.
Builder: popmenu · contact page /about: nothing new; menu page /menu: 64 menu items in JSON-LD; booking page /reservations: nothing new
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