The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-20

What an AI agent reads on NOHO

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from noho.bar, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

2,265

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

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of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Welcome to NOHO in Kødbyen · language en. First 1,800 of 2,265 characters:

Welcome to NOHO in KødbyenMenuDJs & MusicGroups & EventsMAYA RestaurantGift CardContactendkBookingsWe are all about the atmosphereWe start with a relaxed lounge vibe for drinks before or after dinner, then we let the energy build as the night turns into a lively party. Great cocktails, beats, and energy await you in NOHO. +22 after 22.00 Friday and Saturday‍We look forward to seeing you!MENUOur cocktail selection is designed to match your mood—whether you’re in it for original NOHO signatures, Latin-inspired twists from upstairs at MAYA, or the timeless comfort of a classic.Cocktails & Long DrinksSparkling MenuDJs & MUSICOur DJs set the mood every weekend with smooth sounds that ease you into the evening As the night progresses, the energy rises, the room gets livelier, and soon you're moving to the music— it's all part of the NOHO magic.Groups & eventsWhether you're gathering with friends or hosting a private event, our space fits both casual get-togethers and full-scale celebrations. We welcome group bookings and private events of all kinds. ‍Groups of 8 or more? Get in touch to hear what we can offer.Get In TouchMAYA RESTAURANTONE HOME, TWO EXPERIENCESJust above NOHO, you’ll find our sister business, MAYA, offering Latin-inspired cuisine that blends vibrant flavors with contemporary influences, all served in a warm, welcoming atmosphere. Pair it with our signature Latin-inspired cocktails for a truly unforgettable experience.Book a TableContactFind usNOHOFlæsketorvet 26, 1711 København V+45 71 99 59 90info@noho.barOpening HoursMonday: CLOSEDTuesday: 16 - 00 Wednesday: 16 - 00Thursda:: 16 - 02Friday: 16 - 03Saturday: 16 - 03Sunday: CLOSEDDress Code & House PolicyPlease note we dont have a specific dresscode but we expect you are dressed for a night out 
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephone+4571995990 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista PDF cdn.prod.website-files.com/687a3147dfa9133894c106dc/68a464df
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks0
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
book.easytable.com/book/?id=c2524&lang=autobookingeasytable, acting for the business

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