What an AI agent reads on Nobody Told Me
An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from nobodytoldme.nyc, taken from the copy the scanner kept.
1,369
characters of text without JavaScript
FoodEstablishment
structured data for the business
0
of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge
The words an agent gets
Title: Nobody Told Me | Cocktail Bar in New York · language en-US. First 1,369 of 1,369 characters:
Nobody Told Me | Cocktail Bar in New York Skip to main content Hours & Location sub-menu Hours & Location DUMBO UWS Menus sub-menu Menus Dumbo UWS Reservations Group Packages sub-menu Group Packages Brunch Prix Fixe Party Platters Events Catering Shop sub-menu Shop Gift Cards Merch Contact Online Ordering Toggle Navigation Hours & Location sub-menu Hours & Location DUMBO UWS Menus sub-menu Menus Dumbo UWS Reservations Group Packages sub-menu Group Packages Brunch Prix Fixe Party Platters Events Catering Shop sub-menu Shop Gift Cards Merch Contact Online Ordering Email Signup Instagram powered by BentoBox Home Main content starts here, tab to start navigating Slide 1 of 5 Slide 2 of 5 Slide 3 of 5 Slide 4 of 5 Slide 5 of 5 hero gallery paused, press to play images slides Playing hero gallery, press to pause images slides UWS View MenusVisit Us Dumbo View MenusVisit Us Online Ordering Email Signup Manage Consent Preferences Instagram Email Signup powered by BentoBox leave this field blank Email Signup Please, enter a valid first name First Name - Required Please, enter a valid last name Last Name - Required Please, enter a valid email Email - Required Please, enter a valid location Location - Required Location DUMBO UWS Submit Please check errors in the form above Thank you for signing up for email updates! Close This site is protected by reCAPTCHA.
What it can say about the business
| A business type in JSON-LD | FoodEstablishment |
| Name | DUMBO |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | yes |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML www.nobodytoldme.nyc/dumbo-menu/ |
| Cuisine in structured data | Cocktail Bar |
| JSON-LD blocks | 3 (FoodEstablishment, Organization, PostalAddress, Reservation, ReserveAction, WebPage) |
The links it would act on
| Link | Role | Where it goes |
|---|---|---|
| www.nobodytoldme.nyc/reservations/ | booking | the business's own site |
| www.nobodytoldme.nyc/online-ordering/ | ordering | the business's own site |
| v2-nobodytoldme.getbento.com/uws-menu/ | ordering | bentobox, acting for the business |
Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.