What an AI agent reads on My Coffee Cup

The words an agent gets

Title: The Name on My Coffee Cup | The New YorkerSearchMenuSave this storySave this storyInstagramTiktokThreadsXFacebookLinkedInYouTube · language en-US. First 1,800 of 10,976 characters:

The Name on My Coffee Cup | The New YorkerSkip to main contentNewsletterSearchThe LatestMidterms 2026NewsBooks & CultureFiction & PoetryHumor & CartoonsMagazinePuzzles & GamesVideoPodcastsGoings OnFestivalOpen Navigation MenuCulture DeskThe Name on My Coffee CupBy Saïd SayrafiezadehMarch 20, 2015Photographs courtesy Saïd SayrafiezadehSave this storySave this storyStarbucks announced earlier this week that, in the hope of sparking impromptu and much needed discussion concerning race relations in the United States, it will begin encouraging baristas to write the phrase “race together” on its coffee cups. As a frequent consumer of Starbucks, I have yet to encounter the slogan or the ensuing exchange of views, but the most contentious aspect for me when ordering coffee—until now, anyway—has been the perpetual misspelling of my name on the side of the cup. The mutations have been many, and they have often been egregious—“Zal,” “Sowl,” “Sagi,” “Shi”—and then once, incredibly, three years ago, at a branch in the financial district, “Saïd,” diaeresis added, prompting me to seek out the barista, whose hand I grasped with deep feeling but who, frankly, seemed perplexed that anyone would have difficulty spelling my name. He was Latino, I think, and he told me that he had a best friend named Saïd, spelled identically, which would explain his astuteness. Never mind the backstory, I was delighted by the outcome. I photographed the cup for posterity, and then, for good measure, tweeted it for the world to see.Until that moment, I had always recoiled when asked for my name by a barista—an innocent question for a simple transaction, but one that harkens back to traumatic days growing up in Pittsburgh, where my name caused controversy and consternation for people who, if they were not bl

What it can say about the business

The links it would act on

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