What an AI agent reads on ND Café & Bar
An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from newdiorama.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.
2,348
characters of text without JavaScript
none
structured data for the business
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of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge (GPTBot, ClaudeBot)
The words an agent gets
Title: Home | New Diorama · language en-GB. First 1,800 of 2,348 characters:
Home | New Diorama Box office 020 7383 9034Book TicketsHomeWhat's OnNewsAbout UsYour VisitFor ArtistsEducation PartnersCommunitySupport UsContact UsFacebookInstagramYouTubeBluesky Newsletter signupFull nameEmail address Subscribe Box office 020 7383 9034Book TicketsOn Sale NowNew Autumn SeasonThree boundary-pushing premieres from the next generation of UK theatre ensembles. Book Tickets Further Info 26-2726-27 ARTIST SUPPORT SEASONAn ecology of artist support initiatives centring the role of design in the devising process. Free space, technical residencies, communal software, solidarity grants, late night lectures, and more. Book Tickets Further Info HomeLatest newsLatest news More news Autumn 2026 Season25 Jun 2026Announcing three bold, distinct, and boundary-pushing new productions from the UK's best ensembles. Read more Show Announcement: The Place We Made23 Apr 2026In the Scottish wilderness, twelve teenagers escape their realities and try to build their own world in this utopian drama devised by Camden Youth Theatre. Read more Show Announcement: Time Sliders5 Mar 2026A time travel adventure about family, loss, and the power of imagination from Breach.... Read more Show Announcement: JEEZUS!19 Feb 2026Catholic guilt collides with unrepentant queerness in this sinful mix of live music, dark humour, and Latin heat from Alpaqa. Read more More news Quick LinksSupport UsMore than ever before support and donations from individuals unlock our ambitions and ability to make world-class theatre. Want to join the NDT family, to make the impossible possible?Become a Supporter Artist SupportNew Diorama is the most influential studio theatre in the UK, creating new theatre that tours to audiences across the world. All this is powered by our unique approach to supporting artists.R
What it can say about the business
| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | 02073839034 (a tel: link, not structured) |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | nothing |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 1 (ReadAction, WebPage, WebSite) |
The links it would act on
| Link | Role | Where it goes |
|---|---|---|
| newdiorama.com/whats-on | booking | the business's own site |
| newdiorama-tickets.newdiorama.com/shows/1173687041/events | booking | the business's own site |
| housetheatre.org.uk/events/the-shivers | booking | an unrecognised third party |
Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.