The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-18

What an AI agent reads on Naughty Boy Cafe

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from naughtyboycafe.com.au, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

158

characters of text without JavaScript, too few to answer questions from

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Home - Naughty Boy Cafe · language en-AU. First 158 of 158 characters:

Home - Naughty Boy Cafe Home About Food Menu Bookings and Functions Press Articles Home About Food Menu Bookings and Functions Press Articles NAUGHTY BOY CAFE
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDLocalBusiness
NameNaughty Boy Cafe
Telephoneno
Addressyes
Opening hoursyes
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML www.naughtyboycafe.com.au/menu
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks3 (LocalBusiness, Organization, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
www.naughtyboycafe.com.au/contactbookingthe business's own site
www.ubereats.com/au/store/naughty-boy-cafe/_N9I7coERR--wyQJf_7OBA?diniorderingubereats, a marketplace

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.