What an AI agent reads on Murder Inc. London
An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from murderinclondon.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.
characters of text without JavaScript
structured data for the business
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The words an agent gets
Title: Murder Inc | A neighbourhood cocktail bar in Soho, London.icon-facebookicon-instagramScrewScrewScrewScrewchevroncorner--leftcorner--rightScrewScrewScrewScrewScrewScrewScrewchevron-leftchevron-rightcor. First 1,800 of 4,818 characters:
Murder Inc | A neighbourhood cocktail bar in Soho, London. About Family Menu Forensics Find Us Book Now Hey. We're a cute independent cocktail bar just above Soho. We have multiple pinatas, for no good reason. Any questions? Welcome Making a Murder We’ve been running cocktail bars a good while, and we’re getting the hang of it, so this is how we plan to go - great drinks, not over-complicated but with that spark of intrigue. Inexpensive, but not short-poured. An outrageously experienced team who still actually enjoy their jobs. A bar that’s sexy in a way that can only bespeak beauty and filth combining in harmony. The Family They’re a bunch of heroes - see below for notable achievements. Sure, we’ve won a bunch of cocktail competitions and stuff, but who cares about that? Dan (He's new, we'll get a mugshot soon...) Vander Oscar Finn Kai Ailis You! JK, we’re not that naff. This is actually here so we can just toss out valuable SEO terms, because sound business sense. Don’t, like, read it or anything. Weird. Best cocktail bars Soho Best cocktail bars Fitzrovia best cocktail bars central London best cocktail bars London Best value cocktails London Best value cocktails central london best value cocktails soho best value cocktails fitzrovia Happy Hour London Cocktail making classes London Best nachos London late night cocktail bars Soho late night cocktail bars central london creative cocktail bars Soho creative cocktail bars award winning cocktails award winning cocktail bars soho award winning cocktail bars Fitzrovia 50 best bar london best date bars soho best date bars central london best date bars Fitzrovia best date bars london speakeasy london speakeasy soho speakeasy Fitzrovia mixology soho seasonal cocktails swanky hotel bar cocktail lounge soho cocktail lounge Fitzr
What it can say about the business
| A business type in JSON-LD | Organization |
| Name | Murder Inc. |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a PDF www.murderinclondon.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/FAFO.pdf |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 1 (ImageObject, Organization, SearchAction, WebPage, WebSite) |
The links it would act on
No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.
Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.