Mothershucker Beirut
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Ways to reach Mothershucker Beirut directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-11-04. Report a mistake
Nicolas Turk , بيروت · +96171700111
Places near Mothershucker Beirut that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
The website's grade
An AI assistant can open Mothershucker Beirut's website. What Mothershucker Beirut offers is in a PDF or an image, and assistants read those badly. To book or order, it is sent to Zomato, a marketplace.
27 of 65 points available
agent-readiness level, Not Ready
things to fix
Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.
What the site tells visitors Measured, not scored
These don't change the grade.
Visitors from abroad, and assistants answering in English, read the page as it is.
Every city compared →What assistants answer
Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.
The assistants were asked 22 everyday questions about Beirut and named 96 places. Mothershucker Beirut wasn't one of them. See who was named →
How Mothershucker Beirut compares
68 of 156 in Beirut
Top 44% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Loris D, Merchak Roofgarden D. Just below: Naranj Cafe - نارنج كافيه D, Ritage Garden D.
| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 88% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 69% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 94% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 25% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 31% | no |
Compared with its peers
| Average score | A or B | This site | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sites using Zomato 225 sites | 58% | 29% | 41.5% |
Nearest places in the index
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tamashii sushi | 165 m | C | yes |
| CHOW | 192 m | F | no |
| Mó | 207 m | F | no |
| Tavolina italian | 208 m | F | no |
| P'tit Bistrot Liban french | 213 m | F | no |
| Slate | 221 m | B | yes |
| Das Küche german | 226 m | D | no |
| Crew hut | 251 m | F | no |
| By Skirt burger | 272 m | F | no |
| Catrinas mexican | 313 m | D | no |
Businesses like Mothershucker Beirut in Beirut
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Beirut | 156 | 40% | 17% | 41.5% |
| Sites using Zomato in Beirut | 3 | 63% | 33% | 41.5% |
After the top fixes
With the three fixes above (No structured data for the business; Booking only through zomato; No working HTTPS), the score would be about 87.7%. That would be 4th of 156 in Beirut, up from 68th.
What to fix first
- No structured data for the business +15 points
Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (Restaurant, LocalBusiness or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine and acceptsReservations). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. How to fix it
- Booking only through zomato +12 points
Every transaction an agent makes goes through the marketplace, which takes its commission. Add a direct way on your own site. Even a simple form will do. How to fix it About this vendor
- No working HTTPS +3 points
The page is only served over plain http. Browsers and agents rank it lower or refuse it.
- Menu or price list is a PDF +3 points
Most agents skip PDFs or read them badly. Publish it as an HTML page and keep the PDF as a download. How to fix it
- Almost no text without JavaScript +2 points
Crawlers that don't run scripts see an empty page. Put the menu, hours and address in plain HTML. How to fix it
- No llms.txt no points, but worth doing
Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. How to fix it
Send the fixes to your web person
No one is listed yet to fix this in Beirut. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.
Already right
- robots.txt lets AI crawlers in There's no robots.txt, which means everything is allowed.
- AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
Builder: unknown · almost no text without JavaScript · What to paste
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