The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-24

What an AI agent reads on Morty's Pub

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from mortys.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

2,139

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Morty's Pub – Serving Waterloo's Best Wings and the Community Since 1981 · language en-US. First 1,800 of 2,139 characters:

Morty's Pub – Serving Waterloo's Best Wings and the Community Since 1981 This is a free trial website created with Web Hosting Canada. It will expire in 14 days. Get your free site Home Order Online About Us Contact Us 519-886-0440 272 King St. N. Home Order Online About Us Contact Us 519-886-0440 272 King St. N. $0.00 0 Cart Facebook Twitter Instagram !!! $5.00 pints !!!molson canadian, coors light, miller liteall day, every daywing special - monday & thursdaynacho deal - tuesdayfoot long hot dog - weenie wednesdayburger special - sunday Order take-out Online take-out Phone Menu take-out / Pick-up Info / HOURS Open: Sunday-Wednesday: 11:30am - 11:00pm Thursday-Saturday: 11:30am - 12:00am ***ACCEPTING TAKE-OUT ORDERS 30 MINUTES BEFORE CLOSE*** replica made Online TAKE-OUT Ordering You can order online directly through Morty’s Pub. This is not a 3rd party ordering system and as such, you will receive better value and menu selection.At ‘Check-Out’, you will be asked to specify your preferred pick-up time. Order TAKE-OUT Online TAKE-OUT By Phone Please call 519-886-0440 to place an order over the phone. We will not be accepting any orders via email. Currently we only accept Visa and Mastercard over the phone. When placing your order, please have VISA or MASTERCARD information ready. Please follow the instructions that you receive when you place your order. test2 TAKE-OUT Phone Menu Now offering UBER EATS! CLICK HERE FOR UBER EATS **Alcohol orders available****FOR TAKE-OUT** Alcoholic beverages must be ordered with food. You must be 19+ to order alcoholic beverages. Order will be subject to ID verification at the time of pickup. All alcohol orders must be verified with valid, government issued photo ID. The name on the ID must match the name of the person picking up the ord
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephone5198860440 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML mortys.com/menu/
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks0
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
mortys.com/order/orderingthe business's own site
www.ubereats.com/ca/kitchenerwaterloo/food-delivery/mortys-pub/FI3mN_vorderingubereats, a marketplace

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.