The Direct Index
Report · Copenhagen · scanned 2026-10-15

Grand Joanne

minorhotels.com could not be reached by the scanner (http 403). Some hosts refuse requests from Cloudflare's network; the finding below says what we saw, and a rescan is free.

AI assistants cannot open the website of Grand Joanne, so they rely on what other sites say about it.

Listed by OpenStreetMap.

Denne side på dansk

Book directly: www.minorhotels.com/en/brands/minor-reserve-collection on the business's own site

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0 of 80 points available

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agent-readiness level

1

thing to fix

Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.

Since the scan of 2026-10-14: no change in the findings.

Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant is asked three questions about this business: the official website, where to book, where to order. The cell says where the answer sent people.

Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

Where it stands

How Grand Joanne compares

Where it stands

1,028 of 1,100 in Copenhagen

Top 93% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Giin Khao F, Golden Wok F. Just below: Grillaz F, Gusto Italiano F.

What the top tenth of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain98%yes
Publish the menu or price list as HTML96%no
Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block)96%no
Structured data with address, phone and hours43%no
Have an llms.txt14%yes

The top tenth is the 111 best-scoring reachable sites of the index at the last refresh.

Nearest places with a similar menu

PlaceDistanceGradeDirect booking or ordering
Fridas danish210 mDno
Brdr. Price i Tivoli danish350 mDno
Fleisch danish, scandinavian, meat, lunch, dinner, steak_house, smørrebrød, western, european552 mAyes
Husmanns Vinstue danish673 mByes
Restaurant Karla danish731 mByes
Det’ Dan’sk danish771 mDno
Københavner Caféen danish938 mAyes
Radio danish1.1 kmDno
Det Lille Apotek danish1.1 kmByes
Pilekælderen smørrebrød, danish1.4 kmByes
Businesses like yours

Businesses like Grand Joanne in Copenhagen

GroupSitesAvg scoreA or BThis site
Businesses of the same kind in Copenhagen1,10054%27%0%

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Copenhagen

Oranje Nyhavn A 100% · Piccolino Pizzaria A 100% · Piccolo Mondo A 100% · Pizzarella A 100% · Revel A 100%

Peers are the businesses of the same index with a reachable site, latest scan of each; the rank uses the index's current ranking.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. The site could not be read at all

    The server refuses the request outright, which usually means a firewall rule aimed at bots. A real browser was tried as well and got browser: Unable to create new browser: code: 429: message: Rate limit exceeded.

Send the fixes to your web person

One email, the fixes and the link; nothing stored.

No one is listed yet to fix this in Copenhagen. List your agency or yourself: free, reviewed by hand.

Builder: unknown · Front: cloudflare · A plain fetch got http_403; a real browser got browser: Unable to create new browser: code: 429: message: Rate limit exceeded too.; Cloudflare in front; AI crawlers blocked at the edge

Owners

Own this business?

Fixed something, or think a check is wrong? Rescans are free. Claiming takes one email to confirm; after that the three assistants are asked about the business right away, the site is rescanned weekly, and you get a message only when the score changes.

Rescan now · Markdown · Dispute a check

Keep watching this business: the assistants asked again every month, with what changed; 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: ten questions to each assistant and the places nearby; 5 EUR once. Reading and scanning stay free; these few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.

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Agent-Direct Score F

<a href="https://directindex.org/r/minorhotels.com"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/minorhotels.com.svg" alt="Agent-Direct Score F" width="236" height="40"></a>
For developers and agents

What agents get, and what the site publishes

The direct record an agent is served for this business, the rails it could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.

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The direct record

What agents get for Grand Joanne

The links an assistant is sent when it books, orders or reads the menu for this business, where each leads, and when a browser last checked it. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/minorhotels.com, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/copenhagen/direct.json.

PathLinkStatus
Bookwww.minorhotels.com/en/brands/minor-reserve-collection own sitefound by the scan of 2026-10-15, not yet tested
Ordernone on record
Menunone on record
Hoursnone on record
Phonenone on record

Stable links that count: /go/minorhotels.com/book answer 302 to the links above; the count is the line "followed N direct links" on this page.

Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.

Agent readiness

Not measured

The standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, on the same criteria as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. Not part of the score; each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.

JSON-LD for the businessno