The Direct Index
Report · Houston · scanned 2026-10-16

Mean Burger

mean-burger.com is largely invisible to agents.

AI assistants cannot open the website of Mean Burger, so they rely on what other sites say about it.

Listed by OpenStreetMap.

Order directly: mean-burger.square.site/ through square acting for the business

See what an AI agent reads on this site →

16.9%

11 of 65 points available

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agent-readiness level

3

things to fix

Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.

Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant is asked three questions about this business: the official website, where to book, where to order. The cell says where the answer sent people.

Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

Where it stands

How Mean Burger compares

Where it stands

494 of 607 in Houston

Top 81% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Halal Fried Chicken F, La Pupusa Loca F. Just below: Larry's Original Mexican Restaurant F, Merche' F.

What the top tenth of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain100%yes
Publish the menu or price list as HTML97%no
Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block)85%no
Structured data with address, phone and hours61%no
Have an llms.txt25%no

The top tenth is the 61 best-scoring reachable sites of the index at the last refresh.

Against its peers

Average scoreA or BThis site
Sites built with GoDaddy Website Builder 764 sites46%19%16.9%
Sites using Square 928 sites66%44%16.9%

Nearest places in the index

PlaceDistanceGradeDirect booking or ordering
Honey Baked Ham american1.2 kmFno
Umiya Sushi sushi1.7 kmFno
Yama Kitchen japanese1.8 kmByes
Portillo's hot_dog, burger1.8 kmByes
Main Event american2.6 kmCyes
Businesses like yours

Businesses like Mean Burger in Houston

GroupSitesAvg scoreA or BThis site
Businesses of the same kind in Houston60753%39%16.9%
Sites built with GoDaddy Website Builder in Houston1748%12%16.9%
Sites using Square in Houston866%50%16.9%
Sites built with GoDaddy Website Builder and using Square in Houston250%50%16.9%

The best of the sites using Square in Houston

Liberty Taco A 87.7% · Basa's Mexican Grill B 83.1% · Belly of the Beast B 76.9% · Fatimas Pupusas and Tacos B 76.9% · Govinda's Vegetarian Cuisine C 66.2%

The climb

With the three fixes above (The site turns every visitor without a browser away, AI agents included; No structured data for the business; No menu or price list found) the score would be about 87.7%: 75th of 607 in Houston, up from 494th.

Peers are the businesses of the same index with a reachable site, latest scan of each; the rank uses the index's current ranking.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. The site turns every visitor without a browser away, AI agents included +25 points

    A plain fetch was refused (origin_timeout); only a real browser got the page. Every AI crawler and agent is turned away the same way, so Reachable scores 0 and the rest is measured on the rendered page. Ask the host to let the AI user agents through. How to fix it

  2. No structured data for the business +14 points

    Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (Restaurant, LocalBusiness or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine and acceptsReservations). It is the one block every assistant reads first; the fix kit below has it filled in. How to fix it

  3. No menu or price list found +7 points

    Agents answer 'what do they offer' from marketplaces instead. Add a menu or price list page and link it from the homepage. How to fix it

Send the fixes to your web person

One email, the fixes and the link; nothing stored.

No one is listed yet to fix this in Houston. List your agency or yourself: free, reviewed by hand.

Already right

Builder: godaddy · Front: cloudflare · A plain fetch got origin_timeout; a real browser got the page, so the scan continues on the rendered page.

Fix kit

What to paste

Filled from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live; where it goes on godaddy is in the guides.

Show the code to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD)

One block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom-code slot. Replace anything that is wrong. Guide.

<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "FastFoodRestaurant",
  "name": "Mean Burger",
  "url": "https://mean-burger.com",
  "telephone": "+1-281-913-5234",
  "email": "robert.headley@mean-burger.com",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "FM1960 Bypass Road West 9441",
    "postalCode": "77338",
    "addressLocality": "Humble"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 30.0061847,
    "longitude": -95.2842619
  },
  "openingHours": "Mo-Sa 11:00-20:00; Su 12:00-16:00",
  "openingHoursSpecification": [
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Monday",
        "Tuesday",
        "Wednesday",
        "Thursday",
        "Friday",
        "Saturday"
      ],
      "opens": "11:00",
      "closes": "20:00"
    },
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Sunday"
      ],
      "opens": "12:00",
      "closes": "16:00"
    }
  ],
  "servesCuisine": [
    "burger"
  ],
  "potentialAction": [
    {
      "@type": "OrderAction",
      "target": {
        "@type": "EntryPoint",
        "urlTemplate": "https://mean-burger.square.site/",
        "actionPlatform": [
          "http://schema.org/DesktopWebPlatform",
          "http://schema.org/MobileWebPlatform"
        ]
      }
    }
  ]
}
</script>
Owners

Own this business?

Fixed something, or think a check is wrong? Rescans are free. Claiming takes one email to confirm; after that the three assistants are asked about the business right away, the site is rescanned weekly, and you get a message only when the score changes.

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Keep watching this business: the assistants asked again every month, with what changed; 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: ten questions to each assistant and the places nearby; 5 EUR once. Reading and scanning stay free; these few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.

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Agent-Direct Score F

<a href="https://directindex.org/r/mean-burger.com"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/mean-burger.com.svg" alt="Agent-Direct Score F" width="236" height="40"></a>
For developers and agents

What agents get, and what the site publishes

The direct record an agent is served for this business, the rails it could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.

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The direct record

What agents get for Mean Burger

The links an assistant is sent when it books, orders or reads the menu for this business, where each leads, and when a browser last checked it. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/mean-burger.com, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/houston/direct.json.

PathLinkStatus
Booknone on record
Ordermean-burger.square.site/ vendor on own site: Squarefound by the scan of 2026-10-16, not yet tested
Menunone on record
HoursMo-Sa 11:00-20:00; Su 12:00-16:00 (closed now)from OpenStreetMap
Phone+1-281-913-5234

Stable links that count: /go/mean-burger.com/order answer 302 to the links above; the count is the line "followed N direct links" on this page.

Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.

Transactable

Can an agent transact?

Measured, not scored: the Agent-Direct Score stays at specification v1.0. This says which rails an agent could transact through today, and what the booking or ordering vendor's terms allow.

UCP profile
/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol
no
ACP discovery document
/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol
no
MCP server card
/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json
no
Ordering vendor that takes agent orders
Square
yes
Vendor terms for agents
Square, read 2026-10-15
Yes

Square takes orders placed in ChatGPT and Claude for US food sellers since 1 July 2026 with no seller setup; its Buyer Account Terms still bar robots and scrapers from accessing Block systems. Source. About Square · all vendors.

Only a real browser got this page (a plain fetch got origin_timeout); Readable and Actionable were measured on the rendered page.

Agent readiness

Not measured

The standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, on the same criteria as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. Not part of the score; each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.

JSON-LD for the businessno