mean-burger.com is largely invisible to agents.
AI assistants cannot open the website of Mean Burger, so they rely on what other sites say about it.
Listed by OpenStreetMap.
Order directly: mean-burger.square.site/ through square acting for the business
See what an AI agent reads on this site →
11 of 65 points available
agent-readiness level
things to fix
Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.
Each assistant is asked three questions about this business: the official website, where to book, where to order. The cell says where the answer sent people.
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.
Top 81% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Halal Fried Chicken F, La Pupusa Loca F. Just below: Larry's Original Mexican Restaurant F, Merche' F.
| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | yes |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 97% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 85% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 61% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 25% | no |
The top tenth is the 61 best-scoring reachable sites of the index at the last refresh.
| Average score | A or B | This site | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sites built with GoDaddy Website Builder 764 sites | 46% | 19% | 16.9% |
| Sites using Square 928 sites | 66% | 44% | 16.9% |
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| Honey Baked Ham american | 1.2 km | F | no |
| Umiya Sushi sushi | 1.7 km | F | no |
| Yama Kitchen japanese | 1.8 km | B | yes |
| Portillo's hot_dog, burger | 1.8 km | B | yes |
| Main Event american | 2.6 km | C | yes |
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Houston | 607 | 53% | 39% | 16.9% |
| Sites built with GoDaddy Website Builder in Houston | 17 | 48% | 12% | 16.9% |
| Sites using Square in Houston | 8 | 66% | 50% | 16.9% |
| Sites built with GoDaddy Website Builder and using Square in Houston | 2 | 50% | 50% | 16.9% |
Liberty Taco A 87.7% · Basa's Mexican Grill B 83.1% · Belly of the Beast B 76.9% · Fatimas Pupusas and Tacos B 76.9% · Govinda's Vegetarian Cuisine C 66.2%
With the three fixes above (The site turns every visitor without a browser away, AI agents included; No structured data for the business; No menu or price list found) the score would be about 87.7%: 75th of 607 in Houston, up from 494th.
Peers are the businesses of the same index with a reachable site, latest scan of each; the rank uses the index's current ranking.
A plain fetch was refused (origin_timeout); only a real browser got the page. Every AI crawler and agent is turned away the same way, so Reachable scores 0 and the rest is measured on the rendered page. Ask the host to let the AI user agents through. How to fix it
Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (Restaurant, LocalBusiness or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine and acceptsReservations). It is the one block every assistant reads first; the fix kit below has it filled in. How to fix it
Agents answer 'what do they offer' from marketplaces instead. Add a menu or price list page and link it from the homepage. How to fix it
No one is listed yet to fix this in Houston. List your agency or yourself: free, reviewed by hand.
Builder: godaddy · Front: cloudflare · A plain fetch got origin_timeout; a real browser got the page, so the scan continues on the rendered page.
Filled from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live; where it goes on godaddy is in the guides.
One block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom-code slot. Replace anything that is wrong. Guide.
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
"@context": "https://schema.org",
"@type": "FastFoodRestaurant",
"name": "Mean Burger",
"url": "https://mean-burger.com",
"telephone": "+1-281-913-5234",
"email": "robert.headley@mean-burger.com",
"address": {
"@type": "PostalAddress",
"streetAddress": "FM1960 Bypass Road West 9441",
"postalCode": "77338",
"addressLocality": "Humble"
},
"geo": {
"@type": "GeoCoordinates",
"latitude": 30.0061847,
"longitude": -95.2842619
},
"openingHours": "Mo-Sa 11:00-20:00; Su 12:00-16:00",
"openingHoursSpecification": [
{
"@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
"dayOfWeek": [
"Monday",
"Tuesday",
"Wednesday",
"Thursday",
"Friday",
"Saturday"
],
"opens": "11:00",
"closes": "20:00"
},
{
"@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
"dayOfWeek": [
"Sunday"
],
"opens": "12:00",
"closes": "16:00"
}
],
"servesCuisine": [
"burger"
],
"potentialAction": [
{
"@type": "OrderAction",
"target": {
"@type": "EntryPoint",
"urlTemplate": "https://mean-burger.square.site/",
"actionPlatform": [
"http://schema.org/DesktopWebPlatform",
"http://schema.org/MobileWebPlatform"
]
}
}
]
}
</script>
Fixed something, or think a check is wrong? Rescans are free. Claiming takes one email to confirm; after that the three assistants are asked about the business right away, the site is rescanned weekly, and you get a message only when the score changes.
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Keep watching this business: the assistants asked again every month, with what changed; 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: ten questions to each assistant and the places nearby; 5 EUR once. Reading and scanning stay free; these few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
The direct record an agent is served for this business, the rails it could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.
The links an assistant is sent when it books, orders or reads the menu for this business, where each leads, and when a browser last checked it. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/mean-burger.com, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/houston/direct.json.
| Path | Link | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Book | none on record | |
| Order | mean-burger.square.site/ vendor on own site: Square | found by the scan of 2026-10-16, not yet tested |
| Menu | none on record | |
| Hours | Mo-Sa 11:00-20:00; Su 12:00-16:00 (closed now) | from OpenStreetMap |
| Phone | +1-281-913-5234 |
Stable links that count: /go/mean-burger.com/order answer 302 to the links above; the count is the line "followed N direct links" on this page.
Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.
Measured, not scored: the Agent-Direct Score stays at specification v1.0. This says which rails an agent could transact through today, and what the booking or ordering vendor's terms allow.
| UCP profile /.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol | no |
| ACP discovery document /.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol | no |
| MCP server card /.well-known/mcp/server-card.json | no |
| Ordering vendor that takes agent orders Square | yes |
| Vendor terms for agents Square, read 2026-10-15 | Yes |
Square takes orders placed in ChatGPT and Claude for US food sellers since 1 July 2026 with no seller setup; its Buyer Account Terms still bar robots and scrapers from accessing Block systems. Source. About Square · all vendors.
Only a real browser got this page (a plain fetch got origin_timeout); Readable and Actionable were measured on the rendered page.
The standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, on the same criteria as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. Not part of the score; each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.
| JSON-LD for the business | no |