Massage me in London
massagemeinlondon.co.uk is partly visible to agents.
Listed by Overture Maps.
Ways to reach Massage me in London directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-10-21. Report a mistake
35 Kempsford Gardens, SW5 9LA, London · 020 7224 5988
Prices: 6 prices on the site, the middle one £52.50
Places near Massage me in London that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- LiLi Massage80 m
- Daniel210 m
- The Fox Beauty Hub210 m
- U&I Thai Spa440 m
The website's grade
An AI assistant can open Massage me in London's website. It can't find a menu or price list, so it answers from other sites. It can't find a link to book or order online.
37 of 65 points available
agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence
things to fix
Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.
What the site tells visitors Measured, not scored
These don't change the grade.
In London, the middle price of comparable sites that show prices is £46.00.
Every city compared →What assistants answer
Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.
The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about London hairdressers and beauty salons and named 85 places. Massage me in London wasn't one of them. See who was named →
How Massage me in London compares
Not ranked yet in London hairdressers and beauty salons
The ranking updates every hour. This site joins it at the next update.
| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 95% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 11% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 98% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 18% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 59% | no |
Nearest places in the index
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| LiLi Massage | 83 m | C | yes |
| Sabai Leela | 176 m | D | no |
| Bella Pearl Aesthetic Clinic | 208 m | F | no |
| Daniel | 209 m | B | yes |
| The Fox Beauty Hub | 209 m | C | yes |
| House of Gloss | 237 m | F | no |
| J Snell Reflexology | 304 m | D | no |
| Pure Tantric Massage | 348 m | C | no |
| ELITE hand foot & beauty | 440 m | F | no |
| U&I Thai Spa | 443 m | C | yes |
What to fix first
- No online booking link on the website +15 points
There's no link on the site for an agent to follow. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add an online appointment page on your own domain. How to fix it
- No price list of services found +7 points
Agents answer 'what do they offer and what does it cost?' from marketplaces and directories instead. Add a page that lists services and prices as text, and link to it from the homepage. How to fix it
- Structured data is incomplete +3 points
Missing: opening hours. How to fix it
- No llms.txt no points, but worth doing
Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. How to fix it
- The phone number on the site doesn't match the open map data
The site shows 07985 502846, but OpenStreetMap or Overture Maps lists 020 7224 5988. An assistant that sees two numbers can't tell which one to trust. Fix whichever is wrong, on the site or in the map data at openstreetmap.org.
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No one is listed yet to fix this in London hairdressers and beauty salons. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.
Already right
- robots.txt lets AI crawlers in No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
- AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
- Structured data found (LocalBusiness) address, phone
Builder: unknown · contact page /contact-us: nothing new · What to paste
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