The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-11-12

What an AI agent reads on Mary's Poppin

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from maryspoppin.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

3,726

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Marys Poppin | Gay Bar & LGBTQIA+ Nightclub Adelaide · language en. First 1,800 of 3,726 characters:

Marys Poppin | Gay Bar & LGBTQIA+ Nightclub Adelaide POPPIN CORKS TICKETS AVAILABLE HEREHomeVenue HireDivasInfoPrivate HireJobsHiringGalleriesEventsPhotoboothVideosFAQ & ContactUpcoming Events5 Synagogue Place, Adelaide | Open Fri & Sat from 9pm till late5 Synagogue Place |Fri & Sat 9pmTHE JEWEL OF ADELAIDEWhats On This Week?POPPIN CORKS 2027 What'sPoppinGet ready for unforgettable nights at Mary’s! From drag extravaganzas to electrifying DJ sets, there’s always something poppin’. Check out what’s coming up and join the party!View All EventsFri13 Nov 269:00 pmFRIDAY: Chappell V OliviaSat14 Nov 269:00 pmSaturdaysFri20 Nov 269:00 pmFRIDAY: POPST★RSat21 Nov 269:00 pmSaturdaysFri27 Nov 267:00 pmICONS ONLYFri27 Nov 269:00 pmFRIDAYSSat28 Nov 269:00 pmSaturdaysFri11 Dec 269:00 pmFRIDAY: Glee ShowsThu31 Dec 269:00 pmNew Years Eve 2026Fri01 Jan 279:00 pmThe Drag Ball [NYD]Sat27 Feb 271:00 pmPoppin Corks 2027Frequently asked questionsView All FaqsContact UsEntry Requirements & Dress CodeMarys is a venue for all members of the LGBTQIA+ community & their friendsWe don't permit any hen's or bucks partiesA valid photo ID is required (images of ID will NOT be accepted)Be kind, courteous and respectful at all timesNo board shorts, steel cap boots or thongsNo open toe shoesNo sports team paraphernalia No hens party paraphernalia No professional photography or videography equipmentMarys is not responsible for any lost property - please utilise the coat check for your belongingsOpening TimesWe open from 9pm till late every Friday & Saturday. We also open for special events and long weekends, check out our homepage for whats on.Zero Tolerance PolicyWe have a zero tolerance policy towards homophobia, transphobia, misogyny, racism & all forms of abuse. If you don't respec
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks0
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
www.maryspoppin.com/events/poppincorksbookingthe business's own site
events.humanitix.com/poppincorksbookingan unrecognised third party

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.