The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-11-13

What an AI agent reads on Markey's Bar

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from markeysbar.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

2,327

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: none. First 1,800 of 2,327 characters:

Top HOMEABOUTMENUDRINKSGALLERYCONTACT US New Orleans 640 Louisa St New Orleans, LA 70117 •640 Louisa St 640 Louisa St New Orleans, LA 70117 BAR: Mon-Fri 2pm-3amSat 1pm--3amSunday 11am-3amKITCHEN: OPENING SOON! OPEN M-F 2PM SAT 1PM SUN 11AM WE HAVE 16 TVS WITH THE FOLLOWING SPORTS PACKAGES NFL SUNDAY TICKET NBA LEAGUE PASS NHL CENTER ICE MLB EXTRA INNINGS ESPN 3 STREAMING SERVICE FOR: LSU BASEBALL AND OTHER COLLEGE BASEBALL GAMES AND SPORTS INTERNATIONAL SOCCER AND RUGBY Reviews Markey's is doing contact-tracing! Markey's is doing contact-tracing! they're super-serious about sanitation right meow. AND one of their by-the-slice pizzas is the Island slice: Canadian bacon, pineapple, and cream cheese. color me impressed and owner Roy has been absolutely glowing. some things are getting better! there's also new yet not ridiculous or excessive patio furniture and as usual the employees exhibit perfect service. highly recommend supporting this community staple when you're spending your dollars out. — Crys W. (Facebook review) Great local bar! Great local bar! The drinks are very nicely priced and served by very friendly staff. The patrons are very friendly and the owner is a great guy. I have had the pleasure of going there for a very long time and can safely say, it is my favorite bar to watch a variety of sports. There is a shuffleboard table and you might even scare up a dart game. — Louis P. (Facebook Review) Fun neighborhood bar! Fun neighborhood bar! Good atmosphere, good pub food & a great shuffleboard table to boot. — George B. (Facebook Review) If I only hade one more night in Nola... If I only had one more night in Nola, I would drink here. and get the tater tachos (they're fresh, not reheated like 13). I just LOVE the vibe, the food, the barte
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML www.markeysbar.com/menu · 13 prices seen in the text
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks0
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.