The Direct Index
Report · Newcastle upon Tyne cafes and bars · scanned 2026-11-14

Market Shaker

marketshaker.co.uk couldn't be reached by the scanner (http 500). Some hosts refuse requests from Cloudflare's network. The finding below says what the scanner saw, and rescans are free.

Listed by OpenStreetMap · Overture Maps.

Nearby, also direct

Places near Market Shaker that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.

Owners

The website's grade

AI assistants can't open Market Shaker's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

0%

0 of 80 points available

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agent-readiness level

1

thing to fix

Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.

Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.

The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

Where it stands

How Market Shaker compares

Where it stands

324 of 343 in Newcastle upon Tyne cafes and bars

Top 94% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Joe & The Juice F, Macdonalds Drive Thru F. Just below: Newcastle Parks Cafes F, Ouseburn Garden F.

What the top 10% of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain100%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML94%no
Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt)91%yes
Structured data with address, phone and hours37%no
Have an llms.txt43%no

Nearest places in the index

PlaceDistanceGradeDirect booking or ordering
Mother Mercy15 mByes
The Old George30 mFno
The Beehive30 mFno
Kaltur36 mByes
Cosy Joes48 mDno
The WC49 mDyes
Laneway & Co coffee_shop49 mAyes
YOLO Townhouse56 mByes
Hooters Newcastle60 mByes
The Duke of Wellington62 mByes
Businesses like yours

Businesses like Market Shaker in Newcastle upon Tyne cafes and bars

GroupSitesAvg scoreA or BThis site
Businesses of the same kind in Newcastle upon Tyne cafes and bars34351%29%0%
Findings

What to fix first

  1. The site couldn't be read at all

    The fetch failed with http_500.

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Builder: unknown

Owners

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What agents get, and what the site publishes

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