The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-21

What an AI agent reads on Lordship Lane Best Kebab

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from magicly.bio, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

1,022

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

2

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge (GPTBot, ClaudeBot)

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Lordshiplane Best Kebab (@lordshiplanebestkebab) | Instagram & TikTok | Magic.ly · language en. First 1,022 of 1,022 characters:

Lordshiplane Best Kebab (@lordshiplanebestkebab) | Instagram & TikTok | Magic.lyLordshiplane Best KebabChef|556 Lordshiplane LdnHome made Kebab and pizza shopDownload Our Ios AppDownload Our Android AppGoogleHome DeliveryShop numberShop adressMenuLordshiplane__bestkebabLordshiplanebestkebabLordshiplanebestkebabAll Kebabs Are Home Made 💯HalalFreshly prepared kebabs+13💯 Fresh Prepared Dough Daily+16Munch Box❌❌+1🧑‍🍳 See more Chefs on Magic.lyi⭐ Name:Lordshiplane Best Kebab🗺️ City:556 Lordshiplane Ldn, N22 5BYCategory:🧑‍🍳 ChefInstagram:@Lordshiplane__bestkebabTikTok:@Lordshiplanebestkebab📌 Bio:Home made Kebab and pizza shopmagic.lyCreate FREE AccountDiscover top profilesTop AgentsTop AppsTop ArtistsTop BloggersTop BusinessesTop Cam ModelsTop CoachsTop DesignersTop DevelopersTop EducatorsTop EntrepreneursTop GamersTop InfluencersTop JournalistsTop ModelsTop OthersTop PhotographersTop PoliticiansTop ProducersTop ProfessionalsTop Public FiguresTop ScientistsTop StudentsTop TravelersTop WritersTop YouTubers
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephone02088886160 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML magicly.bio/lordshiplanebestkebab/gallery/Menu
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (Person, PostalAddress, ProfilePage)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
lordshiplanebestkebabpizza.co.uk/orderingan unrecognised third party

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.