The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-23

What an AI agent reads on Mad Donkey Beer Bar & Grill

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from maddonkeybar.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

7,498

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

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of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Mad Donkey · language en-US. First 1,800 of 7,498 characters:

Mad Donkey Skip to main content Mad Donkey Menu About Menu Gallery Contact Press enter to begin your search Close Search About Us We are a neighborhood bar that specializes in 14 craft beers on tap, many other beverages in cans, a great menu, sports games and awesome staff. We are well known for our wings and oversized burgers and don’t forget about the free peanuts. Our claim to fame is our “Cheers” type of atmosphere where Tullamore Dew is King. Come by for our daily food and drink specials and stay for the banter of a lifetime! May the Donkey live forever! Hours Of Operation ALL 7 DAYS OF THE WEEK : 11:00 am – 3am Kitchen is open until 10:30pm The Menu FoodLaughing Juice (Drinks)Craft CansLiquor? (I don't even...) The Easy Stuff Appa-Tease French Fries $9.36 served w/ Homemade Chipotle Aioli Tater Tots $9.36 served w/ Homemade Chipotle Aioli Sweet Potato Fries $9.36 served w/ Homemade Chipotle Aioli Mozzarella Sticks $12.48 served w/ Marinara Sauce Nachos Grande $15.60 Homemade Corn or Flour Tortilla Chips served w/ Homemade Beer Cheese, Shredded Cheddar, Jalapenos. Add Chicken, Chorizo, or Steak Bits $5 Chicken Fingers Regular $15.60 Buffalo Style "Boneless Wings" $16.64 Served with Blue Cheese or Ranch Classic Buffalo Wings Your Choice of Sauce $18.72 Buffalo, Mild Buffalo, Murder Hot, Tomatillo Salsa Verde, Donkey Sauce (Spicy BBQ), BBQ, Honey BBQ, Sweet & Spicy, Garlic Parmesan, Teriyaki, Lemon Pepper or Dry Rub CHEEEEEE-EEEEEESE These Quesadillas are made w/ finely shredded Cheddar & Monterey Jack Cheese between 2 Buttered & Grilled Flour Tortillas Full Size (8pcs) $16.64 Add Chicken, Chorizo, Bacon, Steak or Ground Beef $5 Half Size (4pcs) $12.48 Add Chicken, Chorizo, Bacon, Steak or Ground Beef $3 Additional Quesadilla Add-ons $4.16/$2.08 Fried Onions, Jalapen
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephone7182042070 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks0
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found; only a phone number (7182042070). An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.