The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-23

What an AI agent reads on Madame Morbid's Trolley Tours

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from madamemorbid.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

1,344

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: MADAME MORBID · language en-US. First 1,344 of 1,344 characters:

MADAME MORBID 0 Skip to Content MADAME MORBID HOME PHOTOS PRESS FAQ CONTACT Weird History Tours BUY TICKETS Open Menu Close Menu MADAME MORBID HOME PHOTOS PRESS FAQ CONTACT Weird History Tours BUY TICKETS Open Menu Close Menu HOME PHOTOS PRESS FAQ CONTACT Weird History Tours BUY TICKETS TICKETSSep-Oct: $69 Nov: $59 HOURSWed-Fri: 7pm + 9pmSat-Sun: 4pm + 7pm + 9pm LOCATION510 Driggs AveBrooklyn, NY Madame Morbid’s Trolley Tours is a spooky history lesson on wheels.‍ ‍Travel the old cobblestone streets of Brooklyn onboard our Victorian trolley. Hear stories based on local lore and legend, whilst exploring the historic neighborhoods of: Park Slope, Williamsburg, Navy Yard, Cobble Hill, Brooklyn Bridge, Gowanus and Prospect Park. See the home where a séance went horribly wrong in 1864 and the location of a theater fire which caused 300 people to melt together. Drive over a canal that tested positive for gonorrhea, and say a quick hello to a headless ghost who walks the Brooklyn Bridge. “Madame Morbid's Trolley Tours tell the gruesome tales of the spirits lurking around every corner in Brooklyn." -CNN “Top 10 Ghost Tours in America” “Madame Morbid offers a view of Brooklyn’s incredibly dense history, as well as an unsettling reminder of what an easily overlooked necropolis it is.” -NYT PRIVATE TOURS$1500 / 23 People Buy Tickets!
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephoneno
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Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
fareharbor.com/embeds/book/madamemorbid/items/?full-items=yesbookingfareharbor, acting for the business

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.