The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-21

What an AI agent reads on London Bubble Football

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from londonbubblefootball.co.uk, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

3,872

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

1

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge (GPTBot)

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Play Zorb & Bubble Football in London | Bubble London UK · language en-GB. First 1,800 of 3,872 characters:

Play Zorb & Bubble Football in London | Bubble London UK London Bubble Football Bubble London social links Home Pricing Venues Barnes Battersea Bexleyheath Camberwell Islington Marylebone Mile End Nine Elms Shepherd’s Bush Shoreditch Waterloo Waterloo North FAQs Other Activities Photos Contact Us BOOK ONLINE London’s premier zorb bubble football experience Book online nowLooking for a bubble football venue outside of London, UK? Click Here London’s finest bubble football experience in the most central locationsIf you’re looking to book an action-packed activity for a group of friends, kids or a stag or hen do in Central London you’ve come to the right place. We’ve got everything you need for a fantastic game of bubble football in one of our specially selected Central London venues. What is Bubble Football?Also known as zorb football or bubble football in body zorbs. The beautiful game in an inflatable bubble! AMAZING FOOTBALL SKILLS ARE NOT REQUIRED – to get the ball from your opponent you’ll need to bash into them, resulting in some hilarious bounces and a truly memorable experience. A Bubble London employee on his way to work! Bubble Football Venues London Venues: We play in a hand-picked selection of exclusive venues in Central London zones 1 and 2. These include London Waterloo – Colombo Centre SE1 8DP (a short walk from the London Eye and Southbank), Shepherd’s Bush/White City – Westway Sports Centre, London W10 (near Westfield shopping centre) and Mile End – Mile End Leisure Complex E3 (very close to the city). All have great transport links and lots to do nearby. If you’re outside London, please our sister company Zorb Football UK by Bubble Boys who accommodates venues nationwide. Our serviceAll our bookings are run by our fully-trained staff on great pitches and
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephone0800207723271 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (BreadcrumbList, EntryPoint, ListItem, PropertyValueSpecification, ReadAction, SearchAction)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
londonbubblefootball.co.uk/book/bookingthe business's own site

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.