The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-24

What an AI agent reads on Local's Corner

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from localscornersf.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

32,851

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Just a few random things. First 1,800 of 32,851 characters:

Just a few random things Daily band update My news update First off, Andrew Krucoff, the guy who organized Dr. Frank's virtual book tour, made a trailer for King Dork: The next thing is that Dr. Frank's demo cd, Eight Little Songs, is now available on iTunes and eMusic. There are demo versions of some songs that ended up on Yesterday Rules, as well as a few that aren't available on anything else. If you don't own it already, you really need to get it! Finally, Dr. Frank has a spiffy new webpage, which has some King Dork content, reading/show information, etc. Frank's blog is still the best source of MTX and King Dork news, though the website is a good resource and is definitely worth checking out. If you're into the whole myspace thing, both Dr. Frank and MTX now have profiles. The MTX one doesn't seem to have much activity, but Dr. Frank sends out announcements and stuff on his. Plus, who wouldn't want to be Dr. Frank's friend?! While you're over there, you can also be my friend, if you're so inclined. Oh yeah, I nearly forgot to remind you not to forget that Dr. Frank will be on the radio tonight playing and talking and stuff. Go to the shows page for the specifics. And buy Dr. Frank's book!!! 4/13/06-- Greetings everyone! There's a ton of excellent news this week, including the fact that I've started updating the site again! You may be wondering what spurred the sudden return after more than two years of inactivity. Let's just say I was inspired by my feverish excitement over the next news item (which won't really be news to those of you who follow Dr. Frank's blog) King Dork, the debut novel by Frank Portman (better known to all of us as Dr. Frank), came out on Tuesday!!! I've read it and I have to say, he's really outdone himself this time. Rather than try to write
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks0
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.