The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-18

What an AI agent reads on Les Bubbles

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from lesbubbles.com.au, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

2,895

characters of text without JavaScript

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Les Bubbles - Steakhouse · language en-AU. First 1,800 of 2,895 characters:

Les Bubbles - Steakhouse Home Restaurant Menu Book a table Functions The Bath House Experiences Contact Join our Club Best Steakhouse Experience in Brisbane HomeRestaurant MenuBook a tableFunctionsThe Bath HouseExperiencesContactJoin our Club Scroll steak fritesGrass fed, aged beefCONFIT OF DUCK LEGFREE RANGEChicken breast schnitzelFree range Braised beef cheekfish of the dayAustralian Barramundi or swordfishdessertscock-tailsvino restaurant menu BOOK A TABLE lunch:Thursday to SunDay11.30am-2.00pmdINNER:7 days a wEekDine-In Only Bienvenue.Les Bubbles is a Parisian Steakhouse on the corner of Wickham and Little Street in Fortitude Valley.Forged in the very same building which housed the illegal casino, bath-house and brothel. While the card decks and kerb servers are all but gone, the building’s colourful history remains pinned to every wall.Enjoy Brisbane’s Best Steakhouse Experience.Steak frites – known by many as the national dish of France, is the centrepiece of our menu.We flame-grill the steak to your liking, serve with a soft leaf salad, plenty of sauce and bottomless frites. Les Bubbles welcomes all, vegetarian and pescatarian eaters included.For the curious individual, head downstairs to the Bath House for a few drinks. The Bath House features an empty 15-person spa bath, and enough liquor to fill it twenty times over.Enchanté, Brisbane. View The menu “Loved everything about it! Staff are amazing food is to die for and the salted caramel espresso martini is heaven!!! Cannot get enough of this place!” — Hannah W, Open Table Review WE REGRET TO INFORM YOUWE ARE NO LONGER A BROTHEL.But you can still sit and enjoy a drink next to our replica empty spa in the Bath-House.Our downstairs bar is stocked with enough liquorto fill the 15 person spa bath it houses. Le
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDLocalBusiness
NameLes Bubbles
Telephone0447469550 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressyes
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML www.lesbubbles.com.au/menu-1
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks3 (LocalBusiness, Organization, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
www.lesbubbles.com.au/bookbookingthe business's own site
www.opentable.com.au/widget/reservation/loader?rid=36656&domain=comau&bookingopentable, acting for the business

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.