What an AI agent reads on LaurelThirst Public House
An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from laurelthirst.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.
5,780
characters of text without JavaScript
none
structured data for the business
0
of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge
The words an agent gets
Title: Laurelthirst Public House | 2958 NE Glisan St · language en-US. First 1,800 of 5,780 characters:
Laurelthirst Public House | 2958 NE Glisan St Music Food LT Games Cribbage Softball Schedule Merch Contact Select Page Music Food LT Games Cribbage Softball Schedule Merch Contact ✉️ Sign up for occasional emails of our music schedule and other news! 2958 NE Glisan St. | (503) 232-1504 Monday 4 p.m. to 10 p.m. Tuesday 4 p.m. to 12 a.m. Wednesday 4 p.m. to 12 a.m. Thursday 4 p.m. to 12:30 a.m. Friday 4 p.m. to 1 a.m. Saturday 12 p.m. to 1 a.m. Sunday 12 p.m. to 12 a.m. All shows are free unless otherwise listed.21 and over only, except noon to 3 p.m. on weekends Cash only accepted for cover charge. Hours subject to change depending on shows that evening Current MonthOctober 2026 24oct1:00 pm3:00 pmFilthy Skillets (bluegrass matinee)SATURDAY MATINEE | FREE | ALL AGES | 1-3PM Event Detailshttps://filthyskillets.com The Filthy Skillets are a Portland based bluegrass band hailing from around the globe. They put their own twist on Traditional Bluegrass, honoring the foundation while continuing to add Event Details https://filthyskillets.com The Filthy Skillets are a Portland based bluegrass band hailing from around the globe. They put their own twist on Traditional Bluegrass, honoring the foundation while continuing to add their own flavor. The Filthy Skillets play everyone from original tunes to Bluegrass standards and their own interpretation of music from other genres including classic country, western swing, and rock and roll. The Filthy Skillets feature Josh Levine on mandolin, John Montgomery on guitar, Brendon Haggerty on fiddle, Steve Hathaway on banjo, and Nick Marcantonio on upright bass. TimeOctober 24, 2026 1:00 pm - 3:00 pm CostFREE CalendarGoogleCal 24oct6:00 pm9:00 pmBad Assets (extended!)SATURDAY HH | FREE | 6-9PM Event DetailsA SPECIAL, 3-HOUR SHOW! https://b
What it can say about the business
| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | 5032321504 (a tel: link, not structured) |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | nothing |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 6 (Event, microdata:Event, microdata:OfflineEventAttendanceMode) |
The links it would act on
No booking or ordering link found; only a phone number (5032321504). An agent has nothing to act on.
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